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Well, it finally happened...
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Just join a band with these guys and don't worry about it.
I had a band mate that called it trolling—-
He was an avid fisherman.
He was an avid fisherman.
What’s the best zipper for metal?
Sorry but I had to go there
Sorry but I had to go there
I've played a handful of services with my fly down, unknowingly. I just tell myself that people don't notice - hopefully I was right lol
You were wearing pants. There's your problem right there. Next time remove pants. Problem solved.
I've lately been gigging with a lucite bass. I'm assuming that yours was more opaque, so at least you had that going for you, which is nice.
I want to say this in the nicest way possible; but why do you have to check? Don't you know?
Maybe you should get better pants?
Always wear clean underwear to a gig, that's my motto.
All kinds of crazy things can happen at a gig and I would die of shame if the coroner would write "Underwear: Dirty" in his report.
Just so you know, the phrase "Rock out with your cock out." was NOT meant to be taken literally.
Was the tip off when you counted the tip jar at the end of the night to find 20x the normal amount?
Great; you just killed your bass' value! Now if you ever sell it, you'll have to be honest and point out the dick rash on the back.
Funnily enough, the ad at the top of this page is advertising "junk removal." Damn; those browser-history-based ads are getting good! You post a problem; they provide a definitive solution LIKE THAT!
Great; you just killed your bass' value! Now if you ever sell it, you'll have to be honest and point out the dick rash on the back.
Funnily enough, the ad at the top of this page is advertising "junk removal." Damn; those browser-history-based ads are getting good! You post a problem; they provide a definitive solution LIKE THAT!
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I've done this four times in the past two years. And every time, at the church. :|
