I haven't been able to get the farty, woofy going either, but they are words I'd use to describe a blown speaker. I started with boxy as a beginner, got to burpy and growly. Then I got the hang of playing bass to sound like bass.
I generally try to go for smooth clarity, equally present in the low, middle and high registers. I am happy to use rounds or flats, I prefer flats. The only think I have found I don't like is Stainless Steel Round Wounds, those can just go on other people's instrument that like them (like my friend who will only use La Bella Super Steps).
Speaking of words used to describe bass sounds - Piano Tone
Has anyone here truly got a piano sound, like some manufacturers claim their products deliver. I use to practice sitting on a piano stool, using the piano music rack to hold the music. And I would switch between playing bass and playing piano when I was working on stuff, I did that for years.
I have yet to hear a bassplayer that has a piano tone, does anyone here truly have that tone or is it just a full range harmonic rich tone and not literally a piano tone.
And yes I have plucked the piano strings with my fingers so I do know that there is that factor to consider.