What did you learn today?

[BAG]

I learned that it is impossible for my Jazz bass to let me down.

Cue the output jack on your jazz bass failing in 3...2...1......buzzzzzzzz crackle buzzzzzzzz

 

[PWRL]

Cue the output jack on your jazz bass failing in 3...2...1......buzzzzzzzz crackle buzzzzzzzz

Ha ha, nope. An old cable let me down earlier, but I knew that was going to happen. The Jazz never disappoints.

 

[ZenG]

I'm learning how to use Audacity.

How do you like it so far?

 

[Bassball Fever]

How do you like it so far?

I like it. It is easy to use, at least for me. I'm getting pretty good results with very little effort. I am even almost ok with my own voice after a few tweaks.

 

[ZenG]

Dum dum...dummy doo waah a ah a aaaa.

 

[shadowtippy]

I learned that it is difficult to eat a burrito and not think of Slobake.

This one is for you, Slo:

 

[MAJOR METAL]

That the new Metallica album has leaked.

 

[ZenG]

I may have learned something and not know that I did.

I'll realize it when I type something in a post and suddenly wonder what the hell I'm talking about..

 

[shadowtippy]

I also learned that when someone says "I'm sorry", it is best not to reply with something like "I know."

 

[ZenG]

I also learned that when someone says "I'm sorry", it is best not to reply with something like "I know."

Why is that?

 

[shadowtippy]

Why is that?

They get offended, usually. Especially if you add "You are the sorriest person I know,"

 

[PWRL]

I learned that a seat belt strap isn't much good if you have a bass with neck dive.

 

[PWRL]

Today I learned that a guy in Oklahoma got busted running from the cops at about 208 mph in a Mustang. I thought "Dang, not bad for a Mustang". I wonder what kind it was, though. But would he have gotten away if it was a Camaro?

 

[Tom Bomb]

Zombie threads are real.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Zombie threads are real.

No.
It is just old dirty clothes.

 

[D M C]

 

[slobake]

Don't make assumptions or at least try not to.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Ilene from time to time but I seldom fall. Over.

 

[slobake]

Ilene from time to time but I seldom fall. Over.

Where did that line spring from?

 

[Tom Bomb]

My muddled head