Nice...Nuclear weapons..they've held entire nations at bay for 60-something years now. You just cant go wrong.
Not an import, not an over the counter toy, or an unreliable terrorist imitation!!
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Nice...Nuclear weapons..they've held entire nations at bay for 60-something years now. You just cant go wrong.
Not to mention they are hilariously amusing.
"Somebody tells ME that about my wife, sorry sir, but I'm gonna break your leg."
"DANGITY DANGITY DANG, SMACK HIS FACE"
I love Bas Rutten.
"But...it's only a RABBIT!"Just keep one of these in your pocket:
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Nuclear hand grenade. Blows a hole 150 yards wide.
Only problem is, not many people can throw a 95-lb softball-sized object more than 150 yards...
Sorry for the bad quality and subtitles, but how about one of these?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPW6_vegyig&feature=related
How about one of these guys. Kinda like a folding sword!! I've got 2. Just need to find a pair of cargo pants with a big enough pocket to carry them in. The guy who designed these must have some kind of complex....or be 8 feet tall.
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They're not really that big....close though.
I actually carry a 2x4 with a couple of rusty nails in it in a custom made quick release holster. Light it on fire for better effect at night.
the unfortunate of you living in Illinois, laws here say you cant carry firearms.
Only Chicago, not the rest of Illinois.
Everyone underestimates the kick the to groin. If you are every attacked in a bar or what not, those are great videos about defending yourself.
lowsound
Cane sword. The perfect mixture of class and force.