What is the best self defense product?

[Bob the bassist]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIRV

I say we take off and nuke it from orbit. . . it's the only way to be sure. . .

 

[TheDarkReaver]

Baseball.... the all-American sport, and the equipment sends 'em packing. A Louisville Slugger is totally legal to carry around.

A couple of years ago, a couple of punks followed me and my daughter into her school's parking lot, and one of them popped out with a little club, like I used to use to whack fish after catching them. He was talking stink to me and swinging his little stick, so I just stepped out of my truck with my Wonderbar (pic) and walked straight at him saying nothing. Kid was backtracking pretty fast.

In the good old days in Wisconsin, we all carried scatter guns and bows on racks in our trucks, clearly visible in the rear window, and nobody messed with nobody. Mutually assured destruction.

is that dent in it from someone's head?

 

[iamlowsound]

is that dent in it from someone's head?

No, that is for sticking the end under a sheet of drywall and pushing down on the other. Great for getting the bottom sheet of drywall nice and tight against the top sheet. For those of you that don't know, you start at the top doing drywall.

lowsound

 

[D.Don]

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[TheDarkReaver]

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D.Don

You got be careful of those Rabid Wolverines, you never know when they're gonna go crazy and kill their family before topping themselves.

 

[Jonki]

Common sense.

I wish they sold that somewhere. I'm shocked at how many people are out of it..

A BIG +1 on that!

 

[FL Knifemaker]

How about one of these guys. Kinda like a folding sword!! I've got 2. Just need to find a pair of cargo pants with a big enough pocket to carry them in. The guy who designed these must have some kind of complex ....or be 8 feet tall.

They're not really that big....close though.

I actually carry a 2x4 with a couple of rusty nails in it in a custom made quick release holster. Light it on fire for better effect at night.

The Benchmade 630 is very much reduced from the original design. The designer is a bit crazy

 

[machine gewehr]

You're missing the 200lb air powered ammo pack.

If you break into a home,and see some one pointing a minigun at you,you won't notice the missing ammo pack because of the sparks...coming from your butt.


Also,that thing can crush a skull w/o the ammo.

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D.Don

Nice kitty.

 

[jomahu]

boot ---------> gonads.

 

[machine gewehr]

I'd really like a yatagan for home defence.I don't hear of burglars with guns so this would be very handy.
God help them if the decide to attack me with their 15 cm. safety knife.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yatagan

 

[BullHorn]

My modified AR15 (folding stock a-la M4A1, shortened barrel and accordingly to the shorter barrel, a shortened hand-guard. It looks like an M4A1, except it has a different barrel and isn't really an M4A1). Yeah, baby. :3

 

[bassist 4 life]

Everyone underestimates the kick the to groin. If you are every attacked in a bar or what not, those are great videos about defending yourself.

lowsound

+1 on the bas rutten videos.

 

[Quadruple Jay]

+1 on the bas rutten videos.

Not to mention they are hilariously amusing.


"Somebody tells ME that about my wife, sorry sir, but I'm gonna break your leg."

"DANGITY DANGITY DANG, SMACK HIS FACE"

I love Bas Rutten.

 

[Joe Gress]

Just keep one of these in your pocket:

 

[machine gewehr]

Joe,isn't that thing cute now.

 

[jive1]

Actually, the best deterrent to attack is to travel in groups.

 

[peterbright]

A pen between the fingers into their eye smarts a bit.

 

[Barkless Dog]

Nuff Dead

 

[FL Knifemaker]

Actually, the best deterrent to attack is to travel in groups.

+1 I don't go anywhere without my entourage

 

[FL Knifemaker]

Just keep one of these in your pocket:

He must be laying an Easter egg