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WHAT KIND OF BASSIST ARE YOU?

i naturally am drawn to very consonant, melodic music. i have a love for swing and smooth jazz and love seventh chords. i can play all sorts of genres but i prefer to walk. i do not slap.
 
I'm starting a new club. It will be very exclusive. It is called...wait for it....

"The I'm so awesome other musicians are afraid of me and I get other bass players fired every time I play out and if you like any other bass, amp, or cab other than what I like you are uniformed and not cool like me and only my choices in music have any value and if your opinions do not coincide with mine at all times you can bite me club."

I will not be handing out any numbers as only I am worthy of this club. As I said it will be very exclusive.

P.S. Members of the spelling and grammar police may apply for henchmen positions.

That is all,
have a nice day