What The $@#% is that smell?????

[Biolink]

Talk Bass covers the taboo issues!

 

[AwkwardBass]

Maybe it wasn't a gal?

I played a gig once where I got sick on some nasty nachos that I ate before the gig. In the middle of the 2nd set, I couldn't hold it anymore and had to race to the bathroom mid-song.

The dedicated bassist never leaves during a song. Either wait 'till it ends, or crap your pants there and then. No excuses.

 

[crustychef]

Funny, funny stuff.

And - yes, the myth of the poopless, fartless girl is - a myth.
Trust me.
My wife can empty a room in short order.

+1
yes she's a hotty too.
I always ask her how something so foul could come out of something that looks so fine. I'm talking hot nostril burning, wake you up from a dead sleep stench.

 

[iridiumrocks]

I hate having to go #2 at a bar (or at any other public bathroom)....I do everything I can to work one out before I leave for a gig to avoid that situation at much as possible...bar bathrooms are just nasty.

I feel bad for this poor young lady with rotting intestines....

I'm glad it's not just me . Some of the bars we play have really nasty bathrooms, and I always have to plan my diet to make sure I don't have to take a dump at the venue. Whenever there is a bad smell at one of our shows, it usually means our singer let one fly. I always have a fan on stage and he thinks it's funny to let out a one-cheek sneak in front of my fan so it hits me in the face at full speed

 

[MEKer]

Funny, funny stuff.

And - yes, the myth of the poopless, fartless girl is - a myth.
Trust me.
My wife can empty a room in short order.

+1
yes she's a hotty too.
I always ask her how something so foul could come out of something that looks so fine. I'm talking hot nostril burning, wake you up from a dead sleep stench.

You ask his wife that?!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[crustychef]

LOL! no I meant my wife

 

[Rocks]

I'm detecting a trend here....

 

[crustychef]

in my wife's defense she does have a history of digestive problems as do all the women in her family.

 

[jive1]

The dedicated bassist never leaves during a song. Either wait 'till it ends, or crap your pants there and then. No excuses.

And the dedicated entertainer wouldn't want to drive away the hotties with a stench that could blind children, and syrupy goo dripping down his pant leg.

 

[crustychef]

mmmmmmmm......syrup

 

[test dude]

haha that sucks man. Today at practice it smelt like diarhea haha. And i could taste it too. My bandmates are spanish and it was at one of there houses, so the guitarist said they could be making food upstairs. I just replied "i hope there making taco's cause i dont want to be eating poop". ahaha. Its not like you can walk away and get air when your in the middle of a song.

 

[Rocks]

mmmmmmmm......syrup

wouldn't that really be hot fudge?

 

[steveksux]

How'd you find out?

Am I the only one really hoping liltommyg didn't find out from lilmommyg?

Randy

 

[Munjibunga]

You know, girls' chemistry is quite different from ours. I think they have more sulfur or something.

 

[JimmyM]

sheesh! what a depressing thread!

 

[crustychef]

nah, poo and fart jokes will always be funny, even when they aren't jokes. I don't care how classy one is.

 

[pnut166]

And you thought YOU brought the funk !

 

[champbassist]

You know, girls' chemistry is quite different from ours. I think they have more sulfur or something.

I've a feeling that's a popular joke among geochemists

 

[ROGI]

You Had to ask !!!!

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EPIC!

 

[t0t0m]

this thread is so funny but this is the inconvenience truth...LOL