What The $@#% is that smell?????

[treekiller]

You know, girls' chemistry is quite different from ours. I think they have more sulfur or something.

Not that I wanted to be the one to take it there, but I have a female relative that has an ostomy. Trust me, when she empties that thing you DO NOT want to be the poor soul that goes into the bathroom after her!!! It is the most evil, vile smell you will ever encounter and I'm from the midwest where we are famous for our pork & chicken "stink factories"(livestock confinements).......

 

[SBassman]

+1
I'm talking hot nostril burning, wake you up from a dead sleep stench.

 

[JimmyM]

nah, poo and fart jokes will always be funny, even when they aren't jokes. I don't care how classy one is.

they're only funny for guys. they're just wrong for girls.

 

[MEKer]

Not that I wanted to be the one to take it there, but I have a female relative that has an ostomy. Trust me, when she empties that thing you DO NOT want to be the poor soul that goes into the bathroom after her!!! It is the most evil, vile smell you will ever encounter and I'm from the midwest where we are famous for our pork & chicken "stink factories"(livestock confinements).......

Is she hot anyway?

 

[Lexicon]

The dedicated bassist never leaves during a song. Either wait 'till it ends, or crap your pants there and then. No excuses.

I just assumed he was running a wireless system and let the show roll on!

 

[Mike151]

I've found that it is usually the drummer.

 

[rr5025]

I miss the fart thread

 

[GlennW]

I miss the fart thread

You could revive it, with an opening line like, "Gee fellas, I hate to be the one to fan up an old fart, but..."

 

[rr5025]

You could revive it, with an opening line like, "Gee fellas, I hate to be the one to fan up an old fart, but..."

Sadly I have not had one worthy of that pinnacle of human literary achievement that is the farting during a gig thread.

 

[MatticusMania]

If Rocks' theory has any weight, you, Matticus, with your showpiece fiancee (wife?) would know

As far as I can tell, all peoples are capable of extreme stinkage. She's stunk the bathroom up before, but not nearly as bad as I can.

 

[Rocks]

As far as I can tell, all peoples are capable of extreme stinkage. She's stunk the bathroom up before, but not nearly as bad as I can.

are you the prettier of the two?

 

[MatticusMania]

As vain as I can be at times, most definitely not.

 

[MEKer]

Pretty girls, yeah. Like the totally hot chick that used the bathroom in my apartment back in the day, could not flush it cuz of the 18 lb turd in among half a roll of TP and I had to fix the situation while keeping a ---"Hey, no sweat, that's cool--you're not the only person to PLUG UP MY JOHN WITH AN 18 POUND DUMPLING." --face.

 

[DaLoCo]

I have the type of constitution that causes Extinction Level Event gas when I have McD's. On more than one occasion a late night drive through has caused early morning crawl under the fumes action.......

But it does work wonders to clear the immediate area when they are having specials at the music store.....even rids me of that pesky clerk who knows nothing.

As for girls.....this one really hot chick I knew ripped one at about 130dB in her driveway one day, and did not even blink.....I never returned there. It was traumatic.

 

[macaroni tony]

Not to sound sexist, but there was a thread in OT a while back where first hand examples were provided of how, even though men get the shorter end of the stick for hygiene, it's the fairer sex which is obviously the one lacking in toilet etiquette and hygiene.

I was thinking about the same thread

 

[macaroni tony]

You know, girls' chemistry is quite different from ours. I think they have more sulfur or something.

Congratulations.

 

[plankspanker13]

This thread is so full of such a unique brand of win.

 

[MEKer]

Unless I am mistaken, I think there are no female comments in this thread.
Are we perhaps being a bit indelicate? Perhaps a mite base, squalid or coarse?
Just sayin'...

Myself, as all my previous posts on ANY subject suggest, I prefer to be sensitive, delicate in criticism and gentlemanly in expression.
Just sayin'...

 

[Stanley Design]

You want to know how naive i am -i didn't know women farted til i was 21,
please don't ask how i found out

How'd you find out?

You Had to ask !!!!

69

 

[GlennW]

Unless I am mistaken, I think there are no female comments in this thread.
Are we perhaps being a bit indelicate?

Not hardly. Women can out-gross and out-cuss men any day of the week. They're also much better at keeping secrets.