What to do with all these homegrown tomatoes?

[1958Bassman]

I could live on bread, tomato, basil, and cheese. What more could you need?

I don't know, but this thread is killing me because my tomatoes aren't even close to being ripe. My basil is like a shrub and my other herbs are doing great, too. Waiting for the 'maters and chilis to ripen (Thai and others). I need to get some Thai Basil, but I haven't found any, locally.

 

[MatticusMania]

I could live on bread, tomato, basil, and cheese. What more could you need?

Beer.

 

[Ziltoid]

Beer.

Sex.

And water, water is useful to survive.

 

[two fingers]

"Send" some to your neighbors.

 

[Batmensch]

Donate them to a local food bank?

-Mike

This, or what a lady where I used too live did, give them away to her neighbors.

 

[MatticusMania]

Sex.

And water, water is useful to survive.

Theres enough water in my beer.

 

[Auzzie-Phoenix]

Turn them into bloody mary mix.

 

[Ziltoid]

Theres enough water in my beer.

Alcohol is a diuretic soooo... Just follow my lead and get the water if you want to [DEL]live[/DEL] drink longer

 

[MJ5150]

....give them away to her neighbors.

This is a great idea. Make up some little bundles in baskets or a box, then go door to door. What a neat way to encourage good will in your neighborhood.

-Mike

 

[MatticusMania]

Alcohol is a diuretic soooo... Just follow my lead and get the water if you want to [DEL]live[/DEL] drink longer

I have this machine, it filters my pee. My name is Bear Gryls.

 

[Ziltoid]

I have this machine, it filters my pee. My name is Bear Gryls.

Had a beer, better drink my own piss.

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[casper_morgan]

Be careful selling them... the feds are going after people for growing and selling there own food.

 

[David Jayne]

Be careful selling them... the feds are going after people for growing and selling there own food.

?????????
Not here. Been doing it for years.

 

[Ziltoid]

I'd go sexy on those tomatoes.

 

[David Jayne]

I'd go sexy on those tomatoes.

First time I've seen the words 'sexy' and 'tomatoes' in the same sentence. Cool.

 

[fhm555]

What to do with excess tomatoes?

Just save 'em whole. You never know when the pillory will make a comeback.

 

[neo 7]

Have your band hold auditions for a new guitarist. Pass out tomatoes to current band members. You get the idea.

 

[Ziltoid]

First time I've seen the words 'sexy' and 'tomatoes' in the same sentence. Cool.

How about I'll make sweet sweet love to those gorgeous tomatoes? Better?

 

[Jim Nazium]

If life gives you tomatoes, make tomatoade.

 

[noiseguy]

Buy canning equipment and get started canning for winter.