"What's the ..... " jokes

[fhm555]

What does a stripper do with her bunghole before she goes to work?

Drops him off at rehearsal.

what do you do when a guitar player knocks on your door?

Pay them for the pizza.

what’s the difference between a bull and an orchestra?

The bull has horns in the front and the A-hole in back.

what do you tell someone with two black eyes?

Nothing, they’ve already been told, twice.

what’s the best way to get a guitarist to turn down?

Put a chart in front of them.

 

[jmlee]

You’re lost in the woods. Suddenly you come into a clearing. There you find an out-of-tune sax player, an in-tune sax player, and Santa Claus.

Q: Whom do you ask for directions?

A: The out-of-tune sax player. The other two are figments of your imagination.

 

[fokof]

You’re lost in the woods. Suddenly you come into a clearing. There you find an out-of-tune sax player, an in-tune sax player, and Santa Claus.

Q: Whom do you ask for directions?

A: The out-of-tune sax player. The other two are figments of your imagination.

there you go , modded it for you ;

You’re lost in the woods. Suddenly you come into a clearing. There you find an out-of-tune Fretless player, an in-tune Fretless player, and Santa Claus.

Q: Whom do you ask for directions?

A: The out-of-tune Fretless player. The other two are figments of your imagination.

 

[fokof]

What's the difference between balls and a Jehovah witness ?

Both knocks but never come in

 

[H Nighttrain]

What's the difference between a banjo and a guitar?

With a banjo the strings vibrate on a thin skin that's stretched over a circular shell or frame to create the sound; and a guitar can get you laid.