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What's the favorite perfume of all soundmen ?
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"What's the ..... " jokes
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What did the bassist say when the drummer dropped his stick?
Thank God
Thank God
What's the similarity between a soundcheck, and a septic tank?
1,2...1,2
1,2...1,2
What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
They both perceive time as an abstract concept
They both perceive time as an abstract concept
What's the last thing the drummer said before getting kicked out of his band ?
" Hey guys , listen my composition ! "
" Hey guys , listen my composition ! "
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What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
You only need to punch the rhythm into the drum machine once.
You only need to punch the rhythm into the drum machine once.
What's the difference between Babe Ruth and a drummer?
Babe Ruth could swing.
Babe Ruth could swing.
What's the difference between bagpipes and an onion?
No one cries when you chop up bagpipes.
No one cries when you chop up bagpipes.
What's the definition of "perfect pitch"?
Tossing a banjo into a dumpster and it lands on an accordion!
Tossing a banjo into a dumpster and it lands on an accordion!
What’s the easiest way to tell if a drummer is knocking on your door?
The knocks start speeding up….
The knocks start speeding up….
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What’s the reason the new beginner bassist skipped his / her third bass lesson?
He / she had a gig….
He / she had a gig….
What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld's comedy technique?
What's the difference between a toilet and a monitor engineer?
A toilet only has to deal with one ahole at a time.
A toilet only has to deal with one ahole at a time.
What's the difference between a toilet and a monitor engineer?
None , they both receive all the ShI*
