I'll say it, since the statute of limitations has ran out

. During my wilder days as a young man, back in 1987, I traded a 1/2 oz. of Skunk #1 marijuana, plus a $75.00 check that I wrote, and a de-fretted, raped Fender Squire Bullet Bass, with 2 DiMarzio Model P pups, for a 1961 Fender Jazz Bass (Stack knob) that was in pieces in a cardboard box.
Everything was there, right down to the pickguard screws. The guy had it stripped down, ready to do a de-fret, and give it a rattle-can paintjob (Noooo!!!). I still play it to this very day.