What's your preferred jack location?

[Energy]

 

[Watchootognbout]

Back of the headstock. Or front. But it's gotta be on that headstock.

 

[cdef]

Can't say I have much of a preference. This, however, would probably not be anyone's favorite:

 

[crankypants]

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Yeah, that's how I felt about the question.

 

[Watchootognbout]

Yeah, that's how I felt about the question.

The poll makes it pretty self explanatory.
But what bass has a jack on the headstock?

 

[MustangWally]

But what bass has a jack on the headstock?

The guy is just yanking your chain man.