Who's White?

[stratovani]

I'm white up to about the midway point of my upper arms and my thighs, then I darken to a nice medium tan. My face is only a bit tanned, and my bald spot is as white as it gets, due to my wearing a baseball cap whenever I go out. So yeah, I'm white!

 

[Kwesi]

I'm white and out-a-sight!

Say it proud, I'm black-n-loud!











...wait.

 

[5StringBlues]

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[MatticusMania]

Who's White?

Walter White.

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[Relic]

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Eddie Murphy's white!

 

[5StringBlues]

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[richnota]

What about Frank Black of the Pixies?

 

[MatticusMania]

Clearly his name states he is Black...

 

[Relic]

Jack Black's the whitest Black I know of.

 

[EricF]

I am of Northern Europeon descent (Germany, England, Scotland, Holland, and France). Some of my ancestors were in North America since before the States got United. That doesn't make me special, it just means I'm an average American mutt with damn pale skin.

 

[stratovani]

Jack Black's the whitest Black I know of.

Gibson J-45 acoustic guitar! I love those guitars! Too bad I can only play them at GC, since I can't take out a mortgage to buy one!

 

[joeyl]

"I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is"

 

[CDweller]

I have to polka when Lawrence Welk strikes up the band. I have all the reruns on Beta Max.

 

[jmattbassplaya]

I guess I'm not white, even though I am, but I'm apparently not, but really am. I'm confizzled

 

[EricF]

"I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is"

Bloodhound Gang FTW!!

 

[canadian_man_44]

If you snap your fingers on beats 1 & 3 when you dance, you are white.

If you can't dance, you are white.

My wife tells me all the time to stop because I'm dancing like a white guy....fortunately I have a good excuse....I'm Caucasian.

 

[6jase5]

I b mega-honkey.....ukraine, german, lithuanian....yup, I can't jump over a speed bump.

 

[canadian_man_44]

If you burn to a lovely lobster red when you stay out in the sun too long....you are white.

 

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[MakiSupaStar]

I'm 100% British with Anglo-Saxon lineage, but I tan well, hang with black people, and have an affinity for sexy Asian chicks. Not sure what that makes me but on the 1 and 3 I stomp my foot and on the 2 and 4 I snap my finger while occasionally biting my lower lip and wiping down my eyebrows with my bony forefingers on the 'ee and uh' parts. I actually might just be dumb because I also come from the planet dumbass.