Why a bass may be better than a girlfriend

[bassflyer19]

You don’t have to turn a bass on when you want to have fun with it

Basses don’t nag you about things

A bass won’t give you attitude

A bass won’t get jealous if you play around with another bass

A bass won’t make you late to a meeting

A bass can make very profitable earnings over time, while a girlfriend will just drain you of cash

It’s ok if your best friend plays around with your bass

A bass doesn’t care what time you get home

A bass will sit there quietly while you try to watch tv

A bass doesn’t ask if this makes them look fat

A bass is ok with you being a little rough when you play around

A bass won’t complain if you don’t talk to it for a few days



Just some satire for ya’ll. No offense to the ladies. Just got bored and put some down.

And I’ve observed that the hourglass hand motion that men use to describe a woman’s body can also be applied to a bass.

If anyone has any, add them to the list.

 

[Fetusyolk]

A bass won't have saggy boobs

 

[bikeplate]

HI

Getting punched in the nose is better than a girlfriend, dont fool yourself

Rob

 

[QuelOround]

You can slap a bass and it won't file a restraining order.

 

[bassflyer19]

A bass has volume control

Breaking a bass G-string isn't cause for embarrassment

 

[bassflyer19]

HI

Getting punched in the nose is better than a girlfriend, dont fool yourself

Rob

im single. i say what i please maestro. but i do thank you for your concern of my personal health.

 

[debassr]

Say all you want but NOTHING rocks harder than the right woman.

 

[PoundinThunder]

hahaha oh man that made me literally laugh out loud bikeplate.

 

[mrjim123]

It doesn't suddenly go out of tune when its that time of month. Period.

 

[Saluki]

A bass always wears a g-string

 

[Mike Shevlin]

When you get rid of a bass that you are tired of, you get cash.

 

[RadioMasterDude]

Basses don't get pregnant... Lulz jk man, I'm only 13...

You can have as many basses as you want with out getting slapped in the face (and play with each one too).

Hahaha, I've never even had a girlfriend...

 

[Dr. Cheese]

Basses have tighter bottoms.

 

[PoundinThunder]

Basses have tighter bottoms.

basses stay tight too haha

 

[CheeZit]

Basses wont leave you

Basses just seem to look better over the years

 

[Number27]

You can slap a bass and it won't file a restraining order.

rofl

You don’t have to turn a bass on when you want to have fun with it

A bass won’t make you late to a meeting

A bass can make very profitable earnings over time, while a girlfriend will just drain you of cash

It’s ok if your best friend plays around with your bass

these aren't nessarily true...


- if you don't like the tune of your bass.. you can change it by turning a knob


but...
a girl friend is better than a bass because:
she'll play with your knob(s) for a change.

 

[GearHeadBassMan]

because you can slap it, pick at it, or finger it, and it doesn't care which you choose.

 

[bassflyer19]

Basses just seem to look better over the years

They do, don't they

 

[TheAmericanBrit]

You can play with your basses G string without it thinking you're weird.

 

[dj150888]

Why not have your cake and eat it guys?

Happy bass player and happy longterm boyfriend, its all good here (Logging on before I start cooking, we've been together 3 years today )