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Why a bass may be better than a girlfriend
- Thread starter bassflyer19
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The funny thing is I bet everyone had a split second flash of them trying to do it. Maybe if it wasn't called Jack it would be easier!
A few points I would like to disagree with.
My bass is nagging me right now because her strings are a little worn. Oh, and there's this fret. UGH!
My bass gives me attitude all the time. I sorta like it though.
I have been late on the account of my bass many, many times.
"Oh alright, just a few minutes." She looks so sad to see you go.
If my bass is around, I can't watch TV.
Yes, if I don't play with her for a few days, she definitely starts to complain.
I feel you could go either way with this. Both at the same time... ...you've got your work cut out.
Ten years of marriage, and you won't get it inside much else either.
But at least it will fit when you do. LOL
Hell yeah I was doing the cooking. I love cooking and it keeps her happy, when she's happy, I'm VERY happy
And I don't mind a bit of a whipping, especially when the handcuffs are out too.
I dunno about y'all, but I definitely have some basses that give me attitude!!! And well, call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure my URB get's jealous sometimes!!
You don't stand in front of a mirror before a show
wondering what your bass will think of your outfit.
It would not be easier to play if you
dressed sexier.
The bass doesn't notice if you're not
wearing deodorant.
Does not care how old you are.
You do not feel uncomfortable because you
make more money with the bass.
And you can call on the bass whenever you feel like it. Whether it's been a day or even a couple of hours since your last date.
The only thing the bass cares about, is that you pay it a visit once in a while.
Bass. No games...just music.
wondering what your bass will think of your outfit.
It would not be easier to play if you
dressed sexier.
The bass doesn't notice if you're not
wearing deodorant.
Does not care how old you are.
You do not feel uncomfortable because you
make more money with the bass.
And you can call on the bass whenever you feel like it. Whether it's been a day or even a couple of hours since your last date.
The only thing the bass cares about, is that you pay it a visit once in a while.
Bass. No games...just music.
Hell yeah I was doing the cooking. I love cooking and it keeps her happy, when she's happy, I'm VERY happy
And I don't mind a bit of a whipping, especially when the handcuffs are out too.
hoho!! again, this ones pretty naughty with his woman it sounds. dont handcuffs make it kinda kinky?
I've fingered black basses, white basses, and brown basses - But, got damn, I loves me an Asian bass! YELLOW FEVER!
