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Why a bass may be better than a girlfriend
- Thread starter bassflyer19
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When you're done with your bass you just shove it in the case and it stays there till YOUR ready to see it again.
A Bass won't break up with you at 3 in the morning after you move to the other side of the country for it, with no warning or no real reason, then leave you totally alone with no option other than to go back home and wonder what to do next.
Yes, I'm bitter.
Yes, I'm bitter.
A Bass won't break up with you at 3 in the morning after you move to the other side of the country for it, with no warning or no real reason, then leave you totally alone with no option other than to go back home and wonder what to do next.
Yes, I'm bitter.
wow! did that really happen to you?
You can party hard all night with your bass & it won't throw up in your car.
An old, ugly, over used, worn out bass will often go UP in value.
An old, ugly, over used, worn out bass will often go UP in value.
New speaker cab, much cheaper than a diamond
A bass won't force you to sit thru all the "chick" flicks.
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Most basses won't turn in to your mother
Bass: let's go shopping at GC
- Girlfriend: JC (Penny's) 
But most of all:
A bass amp has a MUTE BUTTON
A bass won't force you to sit thru all the "chick" flicks.
/ Most basses won't turn in to your mother
Bass: let's go shopping at GC
- Girlfriend: JC (Penny's) But most of all:
A bass amp has a MUTE BUTTON
i just thought of this for yall
A bass doesn't have a shotgun wielding father and an evil mother.
A bass doesn't have a shotgun wielding father and an evil mother.
Mine does.
It's father is a Fender J and it's mother is a Fender P.
and together they created the fretless fender J/P
Lol!
It's father is a Fender J and it's mother is a Fender P.
and together they created the fretless fender J/P
Lol!
mikeyswood
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Basses only need their strings changed every 100 hours of play.
Basses curves never sag.
Basses last longer.
Basses don't get pregnant.
You can play Bass any time of the month.
Basses don't have parents.
Basses don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can slap your Bass to wake it up.
You can share your Bass with your friends.
If your Bass makes too much noise, you can turn down the volume.
When parts wear out on your bass you can buy new ones.
If your Bass smokes, you can do something about it.
Basses don't care about how many other Basses you have played.
When playing, you and your Bass both arrive at the same time.
Basses don't care about how many other Basses you have.
Basses don't mind if you look at other Basses, or if you buy Bass magazines.
New Basses must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
If your Bass goes flat, you can tune it.
If your Bass is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Bass is too soft, you can play it harder.
If your Bass is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You can have a beer while playing your Bass.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Bass.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Bass.
You don't have to convince your Bass that you're a Bassist and that you think that Basses are equals.
If you say bad things to your Basses, you don't have to apologize before you can play them again.
You can play a Bass as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Bass after you get rid of it.
Basses always feel like going to a gig.
Basses don't insult you if you are a bad player.
Your Bass never wants a night out alone with the other Basses.
Basses don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before playing your Bass.
It's always ok to use locks on your Bass.
If your Bass doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get diseases from a Bass you don't know very well.
Basses curves never sag.
Basses last longer.
Basses don't get pregnant.
You can play Bass any time of the month.
Basses don't have parents.
Basses don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can slap your Bass to wake it up.
You can share your Bass with your friends.
If your Bass makes too much noise, you can turn down the volume.
When parts wear out on your bass you can buy new ones.
If your Bass smokes, you can do something about it.
Basses don't care about how many other Basses you have played.
When playing, you and your Bass both arrive at the same time.
Basses don't care about how many other Basses you have.
Basses don't mind if you look at other Basses, or if you buy Bass magazines.
New Basses must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
If your Bass goes flat, you can tune it.
If your Bass is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Bass is too soft, you can play it harder.
If your Bass is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You can have a beer while playing your Bass.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Bass.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Bass.
You don't have to convince your Bass that you're a Bassist and that you think that Basses are equals.
If you say bad things to your Basses, you don't have to apologize before you can play them again.
You can play a Bass as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Bass after you get rid of it.
Basses always feel like going to a gig.
Basses don't insult you if you are a bad player.
Your Bass never wants a night out alone with the other Basses.
Basses don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before playing your Bass.
It's always ok to use locks on your Bass.
If your Bass doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get diseases from a Bass you don't know very well.
well...ugh..i hate to say this but IF you happen to be gay.....well....your bass can have big balls......
no im not gay btw
no im not gay btw
mikeyswood
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