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Why do cover band always have the corniest names?

Seems like every cover band i've heard of has the corniest name (yes, plenty of you TBer's have really corny cover band names, i've checked your profiles).

there was this one in my area called "the breakfast club". can you get any fricking cheesier?

because we don't take ourselves as seriously as pretentious, delusional original bands.

we're in it for fun. The name should show that you are a fun band and not taking this sooooooooooooooo seriously
 
OK, I play in "Burning Diesel & the Carburetors" (yeah, I know diesels don't have carburetors), and "Stinkbait and the Channel Cats". Both are "Midnight-Mustang-Margaritaville" bar bands. My favorite is for our currently on hiatus swing and easy bop attempt, "The Saltines of Swing" (square crackers trying to play jazz). Decades ago I was in "Jimmy Knight and the Daze" but that was originals. Go figure. And btw my zoot suit and zebra print Chucks get more attention than my awesome musicianship and incredible talent (not to mention my humility). I need to look into that white tuxedo and pink tie and cummerbund thing.