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All country bass playing is root-fifth lines
All jazz is just pretentious wanking
People play in cover bands or play classical music because they can't write
People playing funk can only slap
People who play with picks do it because they're failed guitar players
People who play metal only do it because its the only thing they can play
People who play pop music are sell outs
Well, since we're painting with broad brushes, we may as well get all the stupid, baseless stereotypes out of the way.
Not enjoying a style is no excuse for such blatant ignorance.
Which is why this thread was started. It wasn't to defend metal or put down bar bands. It was to try to figure out where other bassists get impression that metal is talentless music.
Which is why this thread was started. It wasn't to defend metal or put down bar bands. It was to try to figure out where other bassists get impression that metal is talentless music.

suck my.. er.. yeah.This is why metal gets bashed.
I told myself I wouldn't comment, but...............
DRINK BEER, WORSHIP SATAN, BREAK STUFF, BE METAL AND GET OVER IT!!!
I DON'T WANT EVERYONE ON MY SIDE OR TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE UP TO!
End of transmission.
Um... lack of chordal content? Most musicians I know love good changes to blow over. Those who don't can't do it, and only practice fast scales and modes in isolation from other forms of music. These are the metal players.
Lack of groove and syncopation? Without the push/pull between players any music becomes boring.
Lack of songs that can be successfully rearranged from the original? Dumb lyrics, even?
Most of the metal heads I've met throughout high school and college were the kids I actually wanted to hang out with, because they would get behind any kind of music.
Sorry, but I derived no pleasure from it. Others may.Luckily I can destroy every single one of those stereotypes with a single song.
YouTube - ‪Opeth -Beneath The Mire‬‏
Sorry, but I derived no pleasure from it. Others may.
Coprophagia?Small minds bash. Large minds seek to understand and enjoy all things
Lack of groove and syncopation? Without the push/pull between players any music becomes boring.