First thing, Hate is never a good thing to associate with anything!
Getting back to the Slapping subject, "Necessity is the mother of invention." Larry Graham Invented this Slapping style to compensate for a missing drummer in an early duo at 14 years old. See this video at the bottom.
I'm new to BassTalk.com so I haven't read all the forums , but A bass to me is a percussion instrument, and whether you pick,finger, slap, elbow ......... you're thinking beats. When I play Bass I'm thinking drums and my contact points are the sticks and both feet. Drum fills, , back beats , bass drum, high hat........., by the way, Drummers will ,"LOVE" you for this! another four letter word for you guys.
Here is that video