Nice game Dan, but your actions tell how desperate you are to grasp at some little corner of this argument that's defensible enough to win. First it's Wood makes no difference in tone, then the argument is reduced to just Alder sounds no different than Swamp Ash, then its further reduced to Body Wood has no meaningful difference, then it's further reduced to The difference isn't noticable in a mix. Come on, is that the best you can do, can't you move the goal posts at least a few more times.
Let me see if I can help your argument and give you some chance at coming out of this with at least a little dignity - Let's just say maybe we can all agree that Wood makes no noticable difference as long as its Swamp Ash vs Alder bodys and they're being under amped in the mix along with an overly dominant kick drum and a baritone guitar blaring thru a Marshall full stack and played back on your computer speaker system with 2" speakers.

With all those qualifiers I might even agree with you.
Now, do like I said and outline a REAL experiment if you want to prove your theory that wood makes no difference in tone. By the way, just the fact that you set out to prove a negative also tells me alot about your inability to design a real informative test.