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words that ryhyme with caused?

Bruce is a poet, but he didn't know it...
he thought to rhyme was a crime!
but verbatim prose, as vague as it goes,
caught Bruce in the noose of being verbose

So when you're all mixed up with letters and words
and trying to make sense of the mess of the words
and herding and girding absurd kinds of words,
sit back and relax, have a beer, have no fear,
read but your preferred words, and ingest but the best,

and the rest, as they say, is the rest.
 
sometimes it feels like I've got menopause?

I choked on a chocolate coated peanut... :D

When I came home and saw the DVD player paused!! :eek:

The image of you on the TV set
Made me feel more than fret!!
How could you do that with him
And then even commit it to film!??

I didn't need so much detail
I didn't need such pain,
I can understand now when you said
We had to have Blu Ray instead!

:D

I started to cough uncontrolably , with said peanut still lodged in my throat... :help:

You scratched the paintwork on my Jerzy Drozd

I managed to dribble on my desk, then fall off my chair in an attempt to get help with my choking. I hit my head on my Boss Phaser on the way down. :crying:
 
Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but Bruce Linfield is my hero. Thanks, bruce, those posts made my morning.

Can't you understand the pain that you've caused?
My general ire towards the British has temporarily been paused!


:)
 
Why try to force the next line to rhyme with the word caused? If you spent as much time reworking the original line so that it had the same meaning but didn't require you to try to force a rhyming word in where it doesn't naturally fit, you'd almost certainly be better off.