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Worst band you've ever seen?

Other than a band I was in (first gig), the Smashing Pumpkins. This was the '94 Lollapalooza tour. They were trading headlining duties with the Beastie Boys. The Amphitheater in George, Washington.

I was not a Beastie fan at the time, but they crushed it. GREAT, GREAT show. Then the Pumpkins came on. Very little energy, boring sludge. Probably some substance abuse on stage. Then Billy Corgan starts criticizing the crowd. He appeared to be envious of the Beastie's success. I left about thirty minutes in.
 
Bachman-Turner Overdive opened for Van Halen on the 5150 tour at Alpine Valley (maybe it was Wilmont) in Wisconsin. They were horrible. I swear the frontman was wearing overalls and a flannel shirt. Worst part of the show was the extended no instruments "taking care of business" refrain. It must have gone on for 10 minutes.
Saw Hall & Oates a couple of years earlier at the Rosemont Horizon in Chicago. They were so loud that it was painful. I saw Genesis around the same time at the Rosemont, and it still ranks as one of the best shows I've ever been to.
I also saw Candlebox open for Rush. They weren't bad, but didn't really "fit" as their opener. Primus was far better.
 
That's the tour! Odd though it was BLS ( way too loud) Thin Lizzy (perfect volume awesome sound) and Judas ( back to way too loud) I am crazy about JP but we had to leave 3 songs in because of the punishing volume.

May have been the venue, Thin Lizzy was great , consummate pros knowing how to control sound and dynamics, JP also , volume was good , tones clear and Halfords voice discernible and clear, BLS , muddy Buttfudge. Zakks tone was terrible, vox horribly distorted, instruments sounded like angry bees in a coffin, drums all you could hear was the kick and snare triggers and cymbals and the back line had a horrible buzz when zakk was doing song intros and banter
 
Alice In Chains is the most disappointing band I have ever seen . Saw them twice once on first album and a few years ago on the Black Diamond Skye tour. Deftones and Mastodon were great. Alice started great. After 3 songs it was as if the emotion and energy were sucked out of the band. By mid set they were just going through the motions. Then Jerry told the crowd that we were the worst crowd they played for on the tour, and how other cities loved them. I left. Jerry Cantrell is an Ahole. Hey Jerry a piece of advice, if you play with energy and act like you enjoy playing, the crowd will respond. Act like you are there for a payday and the crowd can tell.

I have not listened to one AIC album or song since.
 
Wow, exact opposite experience. Saw AiC open for Velvet Revolver and their show was fantastic. Great sound, you could totally tell they were having a great time on stage, the energy was up all night. I thoroughly enjoyed it. My buddy that I was with had never been an AiC fan, but that show caused him to go out and buy every CD. I have heard that Jerry can be like that though - I was talking to one of his old guitar techs (from when he was touring with Billy Duffy doing covers) that he does stuff when he gets in a "mood" - like purposely break a string in the middle of a song to make the tech jump, and then blame the tech. Too bad, some really great players (OK, that may be arguable in Cantrell's place, but I love his songwriting) can be total douchebags in person - I remember when I met Tommy Shannon....

Velvet Revolver on the other hand were a complete joke. Band sounded pretty good, but Scott Weiland? - 'nuff said.


Alice In Chains is the most disappointing band I have ever seen . Saw them twice once on first album and a few years ago on the Black Diamond Skye tour. Deftones and Mastodon were great. Alice started great. After 3 songs it was as if the emotion and energy were sucked out of the band. By mid set they were just going through the motions. Then Jerry told the crowd that we were the worst crowd they played for on the tour, and how other cities loved them. I left. Jerry Cantrell is an Ahole. Hey Jerry a piece of advice, if you play with energy and act like you enjoy playing, the crowd will respond. Act like you are there for a payday and the crowd can tell.

I have not listened to one AIC album or song since.
 
Other than a band I was in (first gig), the Smashing Pumpkins. This was the '94 Lollapalooza tour. They were trading headlining duties with the Beastie Boys. The Amphitheater in George, Washington.

I was not a Beastie fan at the time, but they crushed it. GREAT, GREAT show. Then the Pumpkins came on. Very little energy, boring sludge. Probably some substance abuse on stage. Then Billy Corgan starts criticizing the crowd. He appeared to be envious of the Beastie's success. I left about thirty minutes in.

Same deal here, I was at the Toronto show and I too was not a big Beastie Boys fan but damn they were incredible, one of the best shows I have ever seen, I loved them after that.

The Pumpkins went on last and they were horrible, if it wasn't for my friends I would have left.
 
Not the worst, but DEFINITELY the most boring, and the most surprising due to the realization of how damn bored I was which truly I did NOT expect. A few years ago I went to see Steve Vai at the House of Blues in New Orleans as a last minute seat of the pants idea...I knew he would be accompanied by Billy Sheehan and Tony MacAlpine. Sounds pretty interesting, right?

That was the most mind-numbingly boring concert I have EVER attended. It was like being slowly roasted in hell. Sure, Sheehan was great...but not even his virtuosity could save me from the absolute horrid abyss that is Steve Vai's music. Oh God.

Mr. Vai played well, much smoother and controlled than when I saw him in 1986 with David Lee Roth (Vai sucked live then), but his diva delivery-with a fan on him at all times to blow his hair mind you-made me want to punch a dwarf. Not that I dislike dwarves. But I was so damn bored I could feel my toenails growing.

Vai's originals are the musical equivalent of reading a 14 volume insurance seminar's word-by-word detailing of a 1973 cost analysis of the dangers of performing corporate flood risk assessments as they pertain to operations in Yugoslavia vs. Trinidad and Tobago written in Latin.

Why didn't I just leave, you ask? Well...

I was next to the soundboard, and I saw "Shyboy" written on the setlist a few songs from the end of the show. It was one of the only songs I knew on the list, so I figured I'd stay for that. So, I waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited some more. And waited. And started to look for a dwarf to maul. And waited. And waited. Waited a bit more...

THEM F*CKERS NEVER PLAYED SHYBOY!!!

Turns out they f'n skipped the ONLY song I had an inkling to even want to hear!!!

I was so pissed, I'm even gettin' a 'lil pissed just thinkin' 'bout it. Here I waited what seemed like 9 hours to hear the only redeeming song on the setlist, and the bastards skipped it.

As much as I love Sheehan...I'm SOOOOO glad there wasn't a 'lil dwarf man at that show. I'd be in jail right now.

This is hilarious, and so true. I have seen and heard Vai only once on some Ovation network live show. After 3 minutes of fan-blown hair and numbingly fast yet unrecognizable noise I switched back to The Weather Channel.
 
I saw Primus in Columbus, OH on their most recent tour. Les complained and criticized the crowd throughout the entire show. One guy threw a plastic cup, and he stopped 3 or 4 tunes right in the middle to lecture the crowd - not the guy who threw the cup, but the whole crowd. We got to hear how about much his pedals mean to him, and about how much he dislikes touring with Primus - and whether he knows it or not, how whiny and petty he can be.

I saw Muse in NYC around '98/'99, and it was so bad I still can't give the band an objective listen.
 
When in high school we went to a four band concert at the fair. The Grass Roots,The Great Mandela, a local group and, the worst band I ever heard (they had a number 1 at the time, Come on Down To My Boat Baby), Every Mothers Son. They could not play their own hit well and they sounded like a very bad garage band.

Haha...one of those guys is a dentist now in my area and has that song as a jingle on his radio ads:
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An outdoor concert at San Diego State back in 69'.
The Dead, Santana and a band called Tarantula.
The Dead were ok. Santana was new and were just getting the 1st LP produced. Unbelievable music. Don't remember
the opener band "Tarantula".
What killed the vibe were the Hells Angels.

Everyone was kicking back with flowers in their hair, incense burning, a little bud (Still catching the end of the flower power days) spralled out on the grass on the football stadium.
Sun shining. What could go wrong?

Hells Angels started pissing on the hippies, Smashing bottles ontop of heads and in general being real loud and mean.
No cops that I remember seeing and the bikers brought the whole event down to a scared level.

I got up in the stands and watched these guys running on top of hippies lying on the grass. Bummer.
I was an ex-hippy by then. I was in the service at the time and was thinking... "Wow, I think the Peace & Love days are coming to an end."
 
This is hilarious, and so true. I have seen and heard Vai only once on some Ovation network live show. After 3 minutes of fan-blown hair and numbingly fast yet unrecognizable noise I switched back to The Weather Channel.

+10
Vai's work on Eat em and Smile is some of my favorite guitar to listen to. Since the early 90s though he's become increasingly grating and obnoxiously self-indulgent.
 

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