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Phish, Joe Walsh, Beck.
That's the tour! Odd though it was BLS ( way too loud) Thin Lizzy (perfect volume awesome sound) and Judas ( back to way too loud) I am crazy about JP but we had to leave 3 songs in because of the punishing volume.
Alice In Chains is the most disappointing band I have ever seen . Saw them twice once on first album and a few years ago on the Black Diamond Skye tour. Deftones and Mastodon were great. Alice started great. After 3 songs it was as if the emotion and energy were sucked out of the band. By mid set they were just going through the motions. Then Jerry told the crowd that we were the worst crowd they played for on the tour, and how other cities loved them. I left. Jerry Cantrell is an Ahole. Hey Jerry a piece of advice, if you play with energy and act like you enjoy playing, the crowd will respond. Act like you are there for a payday and the crowd can tell.
I have not listened to one AIC album or song since.
Other than a band I was in (first gig), the Smashing Pumpkins. This was the '94 Lollapalooza tour. They were trading headlining duties with the Beastie Boys. The Amphitheater in George, Washington.
I was not a Beastie fan at the time, but they crushed it. GREAT, GREAT show. Then the Pumpkins came on. Very little energy, boring sludge. Probably some substance abuse on stage. Then Billy Corgan starts criticizing the crowd. He appeared to be envious of the Beastie's success. I left about thirty minutes in.
Vinnie Vincent Invasion opening for Iron Maiden. The best thing they did was leave when getting "boo-ed" off the stage.
Christ on a bike.
I'd like to think I have a reasonably wide vocabulary, but I don't think I can summon words damning enough to describe that. Just...awful.
Not the worst, but DEFINITELY the most boring, and the most surprising due to the realization of how damn bored I was which truly I did NOT expect. A few years ago I went to see Steve Vai at the House of Blues in New Orleans as a last minute seat of the pants idea...I knew he would be accompanied by Billy Sheehan and Tony MacAlpine. Sounds pretty interesting, right?
That was the most mind-numbingly boring concert I have EVER attended. It was like being slowly roasted in hell. Sure, Sheehan was great...but not even his virtuosity could save me from the absolute horrid abyss that is Steve Vai's music. Oh God.
Mr. Vai played well, much smoother and controlled than when I saw him in 1986 with David Lee Roth (Vai sucked live then), but his diva delivery-with a fan on him at all times to blow his hair mind you-made me want to punch a dwarf. Not that I dislike dwarves. But I was so damn bored I could feel my toenails growing.
Vai's originals are the musical equivalent of reading a 14 volume insurance seminar's word-by-word detailing of a 1973 cost analysis of the dangers of performing corporate flood risk assessments as they pertain to operations in Yugoslavia vs. Trinidad and Tobago written in Latin.
Why didn't I just leave, you ask? Well...
I was next to the soundboard, and I saw "Shyboy" written on the setlist a few songs from the end of the show. It was one of the only songs I knew on the list, so I figured I'd stay for that. So, I waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited. And waited some more. And waited. And started to look for a dwarf to maul. And waited. And waited. Waited a bit more...
THEM F*CKERS NEVER PLAYED SHYBOY!!!
Turns out they f'n skipped the ONLY song I had an inkling to even want to hear!!!
I was so pissed, I'm even gettin' a 'lil pissed just thinkin' 'bout it. Here I waited what seemed like 9 hours to hear the only redeeming song on the setlist, and the bastards skipped it.
As much as I love Sheehan...I'm SOOOOO glad there wasn't a 'lil dwarf man at that show. I'd be in jail right now.
When in high school we went to a four band concert at the fair. The Grass Roots,The Great Mandela, a local group and, the worst band I ever heard (they had a number 1 at the time, Come on Down To My Boat Baby), Every Mothers Son. They could not play their own hit well and they sounded like a very bad garage band.
This is hilarious, and so true. I have seen and heard Vai only once on some Ovation network live show. After 3 minutes of fan-blown hair and numbingly fast yet unrecognizable noise I switched back to The Weather Channel.