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Worst band you've ever seen?

An outdoor concert at San Diego State back in 69'.
The Dead, Santana and a band called Tarantula.
The Dead were ok. Santana was new and were just getting the 1st LP produced. Unbelievable music. Don't remember
the opener band "Tarantula".
What killed the vibe were the Hells Angels.

Everyone was kicking back with flowers in their hair, incense burning, a little bud (Still catching the end of the flower power days) spralled out on the grass on the football stadium.
Sun shining. What could go wrong?

Hells Angels started pissing on the hippies, Smashing bottles ontop of heads and in general being real loud and mean.
No cops that I remember seeing and the bikers brought the whole event down to a scared level.

I got up in the stands and watched these guys running on top of hippies lying on the grass. Bummer.
I was an ex-hippy by then. I was in the service at the time and was thinking... "Wow, I think the Peace & Love days are coming to an end."

Wasn't Tarantula Hutch Hutchinson's old band?
 
I took my son to see one of his favorite bands at the time when he was 12. It was his first concert. The opening band was called The Pink Spiders. I tried to keep an open mind but honestly they sucked! Singer thought it was cool to drop the F bomb in between every song, like it was supposed to make him more edgy or something!
 
The worst bands I've ever seen would be one of those pathetic boy bands, teen pop artists, and emo bands.:spit: what those bands have in common is that they all suck. those bands are a sick joke. total embarrassment to the music industry. my 8th grade class likes nsync and britney spears. I thought they suck. luckily I wasn't the only one in my class who hated nsync and britney spears. some of my friends hated them too. as for emo, I personally describe their music as wussy alternative rock. those bands are all alike. nothing but a bunch of cry babies who writes songs about how life is hard for them then it is for everyone else. or worse...they write songs about breaking up with their girlfriends and not taking it like a man. that's even worse. this is seriously neutered music. and I think I speak for everyone that we need music that really rocks like hard rock and heavy metal. not that wimpy music that they on the radio.

As for local bands, there are 2 terrible local bands I've seen that I consider to be the worst local bands I've ever seen. one terrible local band I've seen would be this one band I once saw on public access called cheer accident. and this band I thought was a joke. they first show this guy playing an acoustic guitar and making weird faces while playing 2 chords. and then they show this guy with a garbage can with a flippable lid and just keep hitting that lid to make it spin around. seriously I think these guys were on drugs. the other terrible local band I've seen would be this one local band who happens to be an emo band. I don't recall what they're called, but that show was the worst show I've done and that emo band really ruined my night. those are by far the worst bands I've ever seen.
 
High school talent show, some rock band who I do not recall their name. I haven't seen too many awful bands, but i don't frequent bars with live music and don't go (read as can't afford to go) to concerts. Of the live band performance I've heard, company family day outing, wedding bands, Disney World stage band, free outdoor concert band, touring praise & worship band, coffee house acoustic acts, they were all good and professional.
 
His Zappa stuff is his best work, IMO. I had a friend whose wife was from Japan and he is huge over there. I couldn't stand sitting through those Vai DVD's. Worse yet are his poses in the Carvin catalogue...yuk.

Yes -- On the Zappa Plays Zappa Dvd he's even enjoyable (playing the old stuff, of course). But rest assured, the next night with his own band he was back to spewing forth dreck.
 
Saw Dokken a couple of years ago when they opened for the Scorps. Don's voice was shot, he couldn't hit anything. The Scorpions on the other hand were amazing.

Whichever tour Primus opened for Rush, they were just awful, mixed like **** and just sloppy. Rush, as always, killed it.
A couple of other good bands were Tonic and also REM on their Life's Rich Pageant tour. I wasn't a huge fan, but they played for something like 4 hours. Great show.

As far as local bands we saw a group last year at one of the bars on our regular rotation. At 11pm the only people in the bar when we walked in were the band's girlfriends/wives. That should have been our first clue. The bass player looked exactly like Wilfred Brimley (which I thought was kinda cool). Well, the guitar player is handling the vocals until they get to Blue Suede Shoes and then Wilfred gets to take the reigns. But he's so excited he jumps the gun as the guitarist is introducing him. So it's like: "And now we'd like to turn things over t..YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG!!" The rest of the band has to struggle to jump in and it was a train wreck...and hilarious. They also played Sweet Home Alabama without the signature guitar riff..just chords. When they finished I looked at our drummer and he said "I can't even clap for that one."
We hung out for a while and then left. The bartender kinda had a "Help Me" look on her face. I felt bad for them, if they had been young kids I would've told them to stick with it and keep practicing. But, these guys all had 20 years on us.
And, of course, we've had some real bombs too...
 
I work as a sound technician, and a few weeks ago a friend of mine held a gig at my school. I had heard him play guitar, and he was awesome so I imediatly signed up to work that day at the bar. Before sound check I went to greet the band and talked to the bassist a bit. He seemed to know his stuff, and so did the rest of the band. So I assumed they all played well. We were behind schedule, so we couldn't sound check them. Immediatly as they start playing, the following things happen:
-The bassist was playing all notes wrong. I have no clue if his bass was ultra untuned or he was just playing it completely wrong, but he was on tempo but wrong notes.
-drummer was always off tempo.
-singer forgot the lyrics half way...
My friend was the only one playing right, and he quit the band after that. Now we have a running joke in the band:
No matter how bad we play, we will never be Elevendust.

I can't say I've seen them live, but I've had this weird experience when I first got turned onto the Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza. I remember buying the CD (cheap, and I usually gauge a band by their first album), popping it in, and going "this has to be some kind of joke". Ironically I bought their 2nd album just to see how clueless I was.
 
82(?) saw the who @ pontiac silver dome. eddie money opened, very good the clash second, they SUCKED!!! the who rocked it out!!

I saw the 82 Who tour in Philadelpia......Epic Show. Hooters....Santana.....Clash.....WHO.....Clash were booed off stage although they played OK.

Worst Band had to be Virginia Wolf back in 1985 or so...Opened for the firm. Jason Bonham and all. They were horrendous and had the worst sounding bass I have ever heard...no tone. Just bass.
 
Sacramento(?!?) native band Cake. Jack-wagons actually got on the crowd for singing the songs during their "performance". I had read elsewhere that they threatened to leave some venues and in fact DID leave on occasion. How do you afford that rock and roll live style indeed. . .

About 7 years ago I went to a Crue concert that was horrid. V. Neil sounded like crap. The mics sounded like they were mixed through a potato. They were SO much better in the 80's. I apologized for dragging my brother to his first Motley concert.