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Worst dressed bands?

Jorts are bad, but men's jeggings are a crime against humanity only surpassed by the mankini.
Or this…a trend from a couple of years ago that thankfully(as far as I can tell)didn’t take off…the Romphim..
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I'm not a huge Rammstein fan, but Rammstein in '98 was one of the best shows I've ever seen. Easily. The costumes were one amazing part of the whole package.



The Dead are my favorite band, my main gig is in a Dead cover band, and I 100% agree. Every type of short shorts you can imagine.
Always thought a good spoof Dead cover band would be called Bobby’s Shorts.
 
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I like to think that I am who I am... HOWEVER.
When our family band first started playing we (my sons and I) always dressed alike. It was the '90s and into the 2000s. When we saw cool shirts (western shirts, tshirts) we'd buy 3.
Here are some MATCHING clothes we wore:
We wore complete Dickie uniforms. One time We showed up at a bar on 6th Street in Austin and they thought we were the AC repairman they were waiting for. We ended up getting a residency there
We wore pajamas to a sorority pajama party, fortunately they wore mostly nighties.
We wore overalls to the only blues bar on 6th Street once.
We wore western shirts and boots (even the boots matched) to our first Austin festival playing straight up blues.
When we played at a Strip Club every Tues for a month, we wore our own band t-shirts we sold...the best part is when the strippers tipped Us! Ok maybe not the best part.
We stopped dressing alike in the 2010s. But before we completely stopped we would just say blue shirts tonight, black shirts tonight or red shirts tonight etc.
Nowadays I wear mostly western shirts, jeans and chucks-aka converse or cowboy boots.
Bottom line, I got no biness criticizing what others wear.
I call bulls*it until I see pics!
 
This is how I dress, both on and off stage. Every day.
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The wardrobe person, or Daniel Craig, is letting their lower-middle-class roots show. A well dressed gentleman would know that the coat should NEVER pull and pucker at the button. He needs to get a suit that fits and doesn't make him look like he's pulled his bar mitzvah suit out of the plastic bag in the closet, 20 years later.
 
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The Godfathers of Heavy Metal can be forgiven here, but what were they thinking for the Sabotage album cover shoot? Glad this look didn't last. Is Bill Ward wearing red ballet dancer tights?
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Story behind that cover…

“As the story goes, the inmates were running the proverbial asylum as everyone gathered at a London studio. Nobody was prepared, the label wanted one thing, management wanted another, and nobody had bothered telling the band what they were supposed to wear. In the resulting photo Ozzy Osbourne is wearing a long kimono, hiding the fact that he has nothing on below. He’s “commando” because he’s lent Bill Ward his checkered underpants. Ward is wearing Ozzy’s underwear because he hadn’t bothered to show up wearing pants. To look a little more presentable Ward has borrowed the red tights his wife Mysti was wearing at the shoot, with the checkered underwear clearly visible on the back cover photo. So in the end you have a stylish, very mid’70s-looking bassist, a businesslike guitarist sitting with a stern expression, a kimono-clad singer with nothing on underneath, and a drummer wearing his wife’s tights over the singer’s underpants. And a leather jacket, because after all you had to complete the ensemble somehow.” From - Blood and Thunder: Black Sabbath’s ‘Sabotage’ at 40, PopMatters