Worst Fake Bassist Ever

[jasonmatthews]

Sorry I have to keep posting this, but Hard Rock Joe is easily the greatest fake bassist to ever walk the earth. He lends his chops to this ad, which I posted once before and not long after recieved several death threats and was put on ignore by at least 20 members:

*** did I just watch

 

[Aberdumbie]

I like her.
That's all I'm sayin'.

Yeah...... There is something.... dark and slightly interesting going on there...

 

[bolophonic]

A new challenger appears. I think he really thinks people will think it's him playing.

OOOF! That kid has had three years to re-think that foolishness and it's still there.

 

[Plake]

Does this woman creep out anyone else?

Fieldy's mom?

 

[tangentmusic]

Couldn't play a lick.

Had great bass-face though

 

[petrus61]

Fieldy's mom?

Nope. Way too much midrange.

 

[Oddly]

Sorry I have to keep posting this, but Hard Rock Joe is easily the greatest fake bassist to ever walk the earth. He lends his chops to this ad, which I posted once before and not long after recieved several death threats and was put on ignore by at least 20 members:

You can make that 21 members, pal.

 

[Aberdumbie]

Couldn't play a lick.

Had great bass-face though

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Yep.. Danny gets my vote.

 

[JimK]

Davy Jones may have placed near the top every year in Downbeat for auxillary percussion...on bass, though???

 

[JimK]

Yep.. Danny gets my vote.

Bonaduce knew how to turn the screws on David Cassidy...the Partridge Family, for a week(?) outsold The Beatles. So, Bonaduce told Cassidy that they were bigger than The Beatles..and that means I, Danny Bonaduce, was better/bigger than McCartney.

 

[Ubersheist]

Ha HA, you spell Meryl Streep like she's a partner in Merrill Lynch

Tia was the first celebrity I bumped into in Hollyweird & she was even more stunning in person.
She had some gigantic man candy on her arm that evening, but I have no idea who he was.
looked like a bodybuilder

WHA?!? It wasn't Garth?!? My whole world view on the possibilities of us dumpy dudes getting hot chicks has been turned upside down!

 

[David Jayne]

The campaign is very odd yet....I really like it. Because it's so odd. Pretzels, baby!!!! : D

 

[two fingers]

Sorry I have to keep posting this, but Hard Rock Joe is easily the greatest fake bassist to ever walk the earth. He lends his chops to this ad, which I posted once before and not long after recieved several death threats and was put on ignore by at least 20 members:

The argument against legalized weed.

 

[devnulljp]

She looks like Gene Simmons

 

[BassFishingInAmerica]

The campaign is very odd yet....I really like it. Because it's so odd. Pretzels, baby!!!! : D

This has to be one of the more bizarre ads I've seen.
Like a serial killer with a fetish for pretzels.

 

[Matt Liebenau]

This has to be one of the more bizarre ads I've seen.
Like a serial killer with a fetish for pretzels.

I thought it was a spoof of Bubba and the different kinds of shrimp. Then we got to th extreme close ups aaaaannnnddd maybe not!

 

[DDXdesign]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

--^@

"Aw these pretzels suck!" --Handsome Jack, Borderlands 2.

I like her.
That's all I'm sayin'.

Me too! She's sinister AF and I find it both hilarious and inexplicably arousing. Her expression is priceless when she's beating the pretzels into pieces with the huge book saying it's for YOUR. OWN. GOOD.

I'd be happy spending some time wiith Nancy Wilson even if were just to swap cake recipes.

You and me both, brother.

The campaign is very odd yet....I really like it. Because it's so odd. Pretzels, baby!!!! : D

This!