worst first gig ever

[thatdude]

Actually, its sort of both. We mosh and kick the **** out of each other and after we vote on who was good enough to play extreme thing in vegas

 

[thatdude]

I'm pretty sure I would have kicked you out too if I had to listen to stories like this all the time

Well I would have mkicked you out if you were this much of an ass

 

[Nowhere Man]

For all of you who don't know who asking alexandria is... your lucky.
Screamo sucks.

 

[perfektspace6]

You started a band and entered a battle of the bands, right?

Then, over the course of 4 months, you changed tuning 3 times, had 1 recording session, had one practice, and lost your guitar player, right?

Then, you got on stage and ad libbed an entire show for which you had 4 months to practice, right?

And then you got kicked out of your own band which was made of of members of another band, right?

The only part of this that made any sense was your last sentence.

Ok, now I understand. Thank you.

 

[pica]

OKAY ??????????

 

[ManInPeril]

Well I would have mkicked you out if you were this much of an ass

i m laffing so hard

 

[Duke21]

Alexandria is a nice name!

 

[baileyboy]

Things that make you go "hhhmmmm"...

 

[whitedk57]

I give this thread an entertainment value of 8 out of 10.

I had trouble understanding the ad-libbing part as well, and how you pulled it off so well. Then I googled "Asking Alexandria", and I get it now.

 

[HeadyVan Halen]

K so, this my first post ever on this site, but here's my story. I started a band called monroes suicide. At which point we were entered into battle of the fans in las vegas to qualify for a even bigger event.

We had 1 recording session, 1 practice session, and then our show.
Now, I play hardcore and anything metal. I also play with a lot of disortion. Over the course of 4 months, we went from drop b, to drop a, and then drop c the day of the show. Its time for our show and we find out our second guitarist has been kicked out of the band.

When we finally got on stage, my guitarist gets up and says "follow my lead." We ultimately lost, but irecieved applause after the show and to be honest, I ad-libbed the entire show. I was also kicked out the day after the show.

Worst part is, the entire band was based from asking alexandria.

I'd kick your a$$ out too. Your antidotal story made zero sense. If you play anything like you relate information, I bet that gig will surface on Youttube shortly.

My Advice:
Quit, take up video games and beer, trashy woman and a 2 pack of 305's a day habit. Don't go to college and blame it on "Bro, I don't need the establishment...look at Bill Gates.."
Find yourself working at a K-Mart eating their HotDogs and ICEE's for lunch. Meet a girl from the Jewlery Dept. Over look the fact that she has a child and still f**** baby daddy. Put ring on her finger with your Employee discount. She'll squeeze out another 2 or 3 pups, blow up and wear stretch pants on the weekends. The only thing you'll have to look forward to is getting a brand new diamond plated tool box for '95 Ford F-250 with the Piss-On imports decal in the back....
Yeah, something like that.

 

[SMILEYSIXX]

Sir, you're under arrest for TUI, typing under the influence. Sober up then tell your story please.

 

[whitedk57]

Sir, you're under arrest for TUI, typing under the influence. Sober up then tell your story please.

This is from their ReverbNation web site... Arrest the whole lot, officer!

Bio

Local Las Vegas,Metalcore band,Besides Destroying your local scene,are music is plain and simple "LIFE" everything in life we have written about,Betrayal,suicide,love,pain,you name it,With Daquan:vocals,Micheal:lead guitar/vox,Steverums/vox.
With a passion for our Genre,we are a serious band just ready to play shows,if you want to book us email us at [email protected] or contact our manager Bethany Hacker from THE SCENE LV.

 

[Toastfuzz]

The rash of new users on these forums is making me realize what an elitist old sudo-troll I have become... so I'm just gonna step aside and let this one happen.

 

[Munjibunga]

Your antidotal story made zero sense.

It's "anecdotal," and an "anecdotal story" is just an anecdote. "Anecdotal story" is a redundancy.

The rash of new users on these forums is making me realize what an elitist old sudo-troll I have become... so I'm just gonna step aside and let this one happen.

It's "pseudo-troll."

Guys, don't use the big words if you don't know what they mean and/or can't spell them.

 

[SMILEYSIXX]

It's "anecdotal," and an "anecdotal story" is just an anecdote. "Anecdotal story" is a redundancy.



It's "pseudo-troll."

Guys, don't use the big words if you don't know what they mean and/or can't spell them.

OP, allow me to introduce Munji, TB's resident grammar nazi.

 

[Toastfuzz]

It's "pseudo-troll."

Guys, don't use the big words if you don't know what they mean and/or can't spell them.

Hey Munji... cmon man I've been triggering scripts on remote servers all day and sudo was stuck in my brain

Invalid Link Removed

 

[Bass Mule]

It's "anecdotal," and an "anecdotal story" is just an anecdote. "Anecdotal story" is a redundancy.



It's "pseudo-troll."

Guys, don't use the big words if you don't know what they mean and/or can't spell them.

Why you gotta be such a illeetest? Your such a grammer and speling natsee.

 

[thatdude]

I'd kick your a$$ out too. Your antidotal story made zero sense. If you play anything like you relate information, I bet that gig will surface on Youttube shortly.

My Advice:
Quit, take up video games and beer, trashy woman and a 2 pack of 305's a day habit. Don't go to college and blame it on "Bro, I don't need the establishment...look at Bill Gates.."
Find yourself working at a K-Mart eating their HotDogs and ICEE's for lunch. Meet a girl from the Jewlery Dept. Over look the fact that she has a child and still f**** baby daddy. Put ring on her finger with your Employee discount. She'll squeeze out another 2 or 3 pups, blow up and wear stretch pants on the weekends. The only thing you'll have to look forward to is getting a brand new diamond plated tool box for '95 Ford F-250 with the Piss-On imports decal in the back....
Yeah, something like that.

I didn't join this site to deal with trolls. Learn how to spell a$$hole. Now gtfo

 

[poorbassist15]

I didn't join this site to deal with trolls. Learn how to spell a$$hole. Now gtfo

 

[thatdude]

/b/*******