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Worst music videos ever

From time to time I cross path with awesome bands that happen to have some music videos that make me wonder... Why? Why would you do something so cheap?

I know producing a music video is neither cheap neither easy, and most bands just don't care about them, and that is perfectly fine but, if you have to do it, do it right! It's so easy to simply do a "live like" video...

And when talking about bad videos, the first one that comes to mind is Dio's Holy Diver but, you know what? The acting is terrible and also the customs and "effects" but you can tell they tried. I mean, yes, it's really bad, but it's lights years from stuff like this...



Man, I love Rush, but... ***? The 80's made a lot of demage, I can even understand the kimonos from the 70's but the flying Geddy Lee is hard to swallow.

So I wonder, can it get worst than that? Is there any video (from a relatevely big artist) worst than that one?

PS: I posted this in miscellaneous, but I wasn't sure it was the right place, apologies it it is not


The lovely Aimee Mann on camera. Jean Claude Van Damme on drums.
 
Billy Squier's first hit that I recall, "You Should be High, Love" was co-written by hit-factory writer Desmond Childs. His next album, "Don't Say No," had a legitimate hit with "In the Dark," which was actually a pretty decent rock song. It had two additional medium quality rock songs, "My Kind of Lover," and "Lonely is the Night." These were all solid offerings, but he kind of lucked out to get as much airplay and stardom out of that song suite, especially considering the other hit from that album was the abysmal "The Stroke."
His follow up to all that success, "Emotions in Motion," contained the extremely annoying, "Everybody Wants You."
A case could be made that the music world was getting a bit of Billy Squier fatigue around the time that horrible video for "Rock me Tonight" came out, and his songwriting was quite formulaic, aimed at hitmaking; repetitive, easy-to-remember choruses, and largely upbeat melodies.

I'm not saying Squier wasn't talented; that is, of course subjective, but I think his career was destined to head a bit downwards at exactly the time that video was released. Is it reasonable to assume that video killed his career? Sure; I think a case could be made, but personally I don't think that's what happened at all. The radio pounded us relentlessly with Squier and tour-mates Def Leppard, who countered the burnout by taking 3 years to make their next album, including a car accident that took their drummer's arm, and some seriously radio-friendly material that saved them. That era of 80s rock was dominated by the music industry moving in a lot of directions, and if you had a mainstream rock hit, lucky you. Some of the biggest names in rock couldn't get airplay to save their lives.
 
From time to time I cross path with awesome bands that happen to have some music videos that make me wonder... Why? Why would you do something so cheap?

I know producing a music video is neither cheap neither easy, and most bands just don't care about them, and that is perfectly fine but, if you have to do it, do it right! It's so easy to simply do a "live like" video...

And when talking about bad videos, the first one that comes to mind is Dio's Holy Diver but, you know what? The acting is terrible and also the customs and "effects" but you can tell they tried. I mean, yes, it's really bad, but it's lights years from stuff like this...



Man, I love Rush, but... ***? The 80's made a lot of demage, I can even understand the kimonos from the 70's but the flying Geddy Lee is hard to swallow.

So I wonder, can it get worst than that? Is there any video (from a relatevely big artist) worst than that one?

PS: I posted this in miscellaneous, but I wasn't sure it was the right place, apologies it it is not

I also like this period for Rush; in fact the first 16 bars of "Big Money" is one of my favorite pieces of Rush music out of all of it. But their videos coming out of that time were terrible. All of them. Plus Geddy's hair was really terrible at that point; it looked like some kind of winter hat.
 
A case could be made that the music world was getting a bit of Billy Squier fatigue around the time that horrible video for "Rock me Tonight" came out...I think his career was destined to head a bit downwards at exactly the time that video was released. Is it reasonable to assume that video killed his career?
I've noticed in retrospect that a great deal of 80s pop art was over-the-top homoerotic. It didn't bother me then and it doesn't now, but when I look back and see so much of it I do wonder whether it was being done on purpose at the time. For what reason I couldn't say. But to your point, that video may have gone a bridge too far.
 
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Well, they certainly spared no expense on wardrobe!!
And where did they find imaginary lefthanded trombones and saxophones? Those kind of props are pricey!
Also wasn't aware that pro session bassists lick their thumbs when slapping. Must improve the tone......you know......coefficient of friction and all that stuff. :meh: