Spin, nothing to admire. However, you failed miserably to understand "context".
That was a tongue-in-cheek response to IamGroot's post. Sorry if it flew over your head. Did you read the entire posts (his and mine)? The two examples I gave were actually IamGroots response, worded differently: "The Dm7 is D Dorian, which is key of C major (no accidentals)". I substituted two other keys, that naturally have a Dmin7 chord, (I hope you knew that). This was to show how ridiculous IamGroots's statement was. Unfortunately I was being too sublime, for you. Woosh - over your head!
Since you missed it, I will state it plainly: Chords are NOT modes. Dmin7 is NOT Dorian, in the key of C Major!
Take away the tongue-in-cheek:
The Dm7 IS NOT Phrygian, which is the key of Bb major, (two flats).
The Dm7 IS NOT Aeolian, which is the key of F major, (one flat).
I'll take the heat for not being clear. Is that better?
There is no "grossly inaccurate and deeply flawed" understanding of modes, on my part.
Your statement: "It is the most complete and almost perfectly sublime level of wrong I've ever seen" is EXACTLY what I posted to demonstrate IamGroots's "perfectly sublime level of wrong".
Slow down, you're too wound up from spinning.
Bravo! Please continue!

