Y’all are gonna hate this... NBD

[Marc DLarosa]

Best thing is...
Toilet paper is so easy to come by, nowadays...

 

[SteffanB]

I just thought it was a Bongo

It isn't?

 

[plav1959]

Bet it would sound like crap through an an Ampeg Porta(potty)flex

 

[SteffanB]

Don't know why so many people are dumping on it. Don't get pissed. Just wipe them away.

 

[chris_b]

Do you make a 5 string model?

 

[retslock]

It's off the chain. Can it play the brown note?

 

[Marc DLarosa]

It's off the chain. Can it play the brown note?

I thought that ONLY 5's had a "B"...

 

[Sauron_]

At last the Fender Joey DeMaio signature!!

 

[retslock]

I thought that ONLY 5's had a "B"...

Tuning!

 

[Marc DLarosa]

Tuning!

That's an entirely different disgustion...

 

[Nanaki]

Belongs on a throne

 

[bongostealth]

What's the best poo bass for metal?

 

[DCGuy]

I'd play RHCP's "Porcelain" on it.

 

[JeezyMcNuggles]

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I got way bored a couple nights ago, so I borrowed a neck, a bridge, and some strap buttons from my Jaguar, an old 2x6 I used to test spray paints for a different project, a footswitch cover, a Strat knob, and a toilet seat to make... the Fender Poo Bass.

I know it's been done before, but whatever. The setup is actually not bad and it holds tune, but I messed up the neck trajectory so the strings are a little off center. Plays fine though, as long as I don't think too hard about going over the 12th fret. The pickup is a Duncan 1/4lb SCPB so it sounds absolutely fantastic, of course.

Nice Stingray

 

[FrenchBassQC]

Congrats on the new Ray

Do you mean on the new StinkRay...

 

[Markzts]

If you play with a pick - please discard it after you're done with your set!

 

[gt96g]

Just add an oddly shaped square like upper horn and you've got a bongo bass, a slightly crappier version of course. Jk, Lol!

 

[DrayMiles]

You can really sit on a groove with that one... And provide serious bottom too.

 

[eddododo]

You're a real wiz at this

 

[JZQuantum]

OMG...mind blown. Gotta give you big points for creativity!