Y’all are gonna hate this... NBD

[TonyP-]

 

[WillieB]

If you attach the lid you will not need a case or gig bag!

problems with a noisy signal? jiggle the handle.

 

[chadds]

It's missing the "mother of toilet seat" pickguard.
I love it.
Does it need more bottom?
But if they say you sound like &$$ what can you say?
....and don't be cheeky!

 

[Thundertips]

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I got way bored a couple nights ago, so I borrowed a neck, a bridge, and some strap buttons from my Jaguar, an old 2x6 I used to test spray paints for a different project, a footswitch cover, a Strat knob, and a toilet seat to make... the Fender Poo Bass.

I know it's been done before, but whatever. The setup is actually not bad and it holds tune, but I messed up the neck trajectory so the strings are a little off center. Plays fine though, as long as I don't think too hard about going over the 12th fret. The pickup is a Duncan 1/4lb SCPB so it sounds absolutely fantastic, of course.

Well, at least you'll always have a place to take a dump now! Haha!

 

[GretschWretch]

It should be exhibited in the Louve.

No; it should be exhibited in the loo.

 

[bmb73]

What kind of wood is that seat made of?

What's the weight?

String Spacing?

Can I get a tort pickguard for that?

Is it good for metal?

 

[GretschWretch]

Well, at least you'll always have a place to take a dump now! Haha!

If Hendrix had had one of these at Monterray, it would have been a dumpster fire.

 

[Moe Hickey]

P bass for women.

 

[Killing Floor]

Crab-Walking Bass Line?

 

[Mantis Tobaggan]

Is that a music man?

 

[40Hz]

Yeah. I'm not too keen on holllowbody basses.

 

[JohnnyBottom]

Nice. giving me gas.

 

[bassdude51]

What good is that bass gonna do ya with the "tp" shortage?

 

[moreblues]

Just straighten the neck and it will be POOfect!

 

[jza57]

If you play in any hot sweaty bars just put on a paper seat cover . Oh, and don't forget to wipe down your bass after each set.

 

[MYLOWFREQ]

Even though it's called Fender Poo Bass, is looks more like a Musicman Stingray Nice work!

 

[chadds]

Flushing your career?
It's now in the toilet.

 

[Obese Chess]

This rules.

 

[1bassplayinfool]

Can you play fast runs on it? Does it fart out in the lower register?

 

[punchdrunk]

Y'all gonna hate this"....