You know you're a bass player if...

[santucci218]

man i have licked so many of those batteries...go figure they all still work

 

[santucci218]

-you know your a bass player when you know and hate Mark Hoppus.

lol

(whatever, if you like him idc. if your like me than its funny)

 

[j-bass-kreep]

you know you`re a bass player if...

- you ask "what key is this song in?"

guilty , man I hate it when I ask my guitar player and he stares at me like a stunned animal.he then just tells me pointing at his fingers "I play 3 - 5 - 1"

 

[saxnbass]

whenever you see a 9 volt battery you're compelled to lick it.

It does kinda taste funny if you do a bunch in a row. And your tongue feels kinda odd for a bit afterwards too.

 

[vbsurfer3001]

I started reading this thread yesterday at 2pm at post #1. Read it at work until 11:30pm and started back this morning, just finishing it now...


51 pages...eyes burning...vision blurred...sides a little sore from laughter...

and at a complete loss for some pithy retort to add to it...


Great thread

 

[santucci218]

You know your a bass player when double thumbing doesn't sound sexual.

 

[saxnbass]

You know your a bass player when double thumbing doesn't sound sexual.

Wait, what? Double Thumbing has a sexual connotation?

 

[IconBasser]

I guess so...

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

haha i name them
Bass - Jeremy (after the pearl jam song)
Guitar - Rose
to the extent that when my friends/parents ask if i'm going out/who i was with and i say i stayed in with jeremy, they' don't ask me when i got a new boyfriend. I guess it's the only other male my boyfriend will tolerate me telling him i love.

Naming your bass is so fun! Mine is called Lysistrata Theote. And my friends don't think I'm strange if I tell them I'm spending the night with Lysistrata either.
PS Lysistrata is the name of a Greek play by Aristophanes.

 

[jackcregg]

Naming your bass is so fun! Mine is called Lysistrata Theote. And my friends don't think I'm strange if I tell them I'm spending the night with Lysistrata either.
PS Lysistrata is the name of a Greek play by Aristophanes.

Done before.
My Washburn Bantam is Bruce (after Batman)
And my Tobias Toby Pro-4 I was boring with and called it Toby.

 

[Vorago]

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