You play along with the hold music while making a doctor appointment...
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You know you're getting old when...
- Thread starter LowActionHero
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I must be older than the hills.. reminds me of playing long to the tv guide channel... For those of you who remember what that is
.... the streaming house music in the family-oriented restaurant you work in plays the "metal" songs that got you kicked out of bars for playing when they were new.
Me, I know I'm getting old when... I wake up in the morning... lol
When they answer you are disappointed because you need to finish the verse.
Or they catch you finishing the chorus with feeling.
Or they catch you finishing the chorus with feeling.
When your grandson finally takes a good, long look at your entertainment center, points to the turntable, cassette player AND CD player and asks, "What are all those?"
THIS^^ My chiropractor's office plays violin, cello, etc music. I began to recognize a song and it took a while, but finally realized it was "Back In Black".
When you no longer see musician wanted ads that prefer (or require) an age range that encompasses yours.
...when you can say that you have been sick of classic rock for close to forty years. Granted, I was sick of it as a teenager in the eighties.
When:
The Pope is younger than you
You find yourself naturally gravitating toward soft foods
You repurpose free swag like the AARP oxygen tank tote bag
You call in to Clint Eastwood's Gran Torino hot line when you find out that there's a new Post Malone edition of Oreos
The Pope is younger than you
You find yourself naturally gravitating toward soft foods
You repurpose free swag like the AARP oxygen tank tote bag
You call in to Clint Eastwood's Gran Torino hot line when you find out that there's a new Post Malone edition of Oreos
I knew I was old when they started playing Pearl Jam on the classic rock station. And that was about 10 years ago!
When more hair grows out of your nose and ears than on the top of your head!
When you realize the last 5 songs on the hold music were part of a set list of a band you played in 40 years ago.
I hear bands like Little Feat in Safeway now.
I knew I was ready to be a mummy when it dawned on me that damn near nothing makes sense to me any more in this world I'm 'living' in.
I often think I have lived too long to have ended up in these days.
I often think I have lived too long to have ended up in these days.
When all the bassist wanted adverts are for Death Metal, Screamo, Top 100 or Disney Punk.
