You refuse to have 'The' in your band's name, own an electric lute or have ever insisted that Bach was the first true rock star.
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I'm just learning of this interest of yours. How do I learn more, support, enable, and possibly participate in this?
You play shuffled quarter and half notes.
You play covers but rearrange them to odd time signatures.
You play covers but rearrange them to odd time signatures.
Well it took 19 posts to get to capes, unsure if I am disappoint.
If your sunglasses wouldn't fit into a shoe box, if you could easily break your neck falling from the top of your platform shoes, if your lyrics are impenetrably obscure and confuse everyone except your pet nanny goat, if you have a wardrobe full of flared rayon jumpsuits, if your next release will most likely be a rock opera, if Andrew Loyd Webber is a touchstone, if none of your tunes are less than ten minutes long, if you can't start a show without a strobe and four fog machines in overdrive, if you need access to an atlas and a calculator before you can successfully count in the opening tune, if you'd be arrested and carted off to an asylum if you weren't on a stage, you may very well be prog rock. Seek help now.
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Tell me they made one for the upside-down piano.
Your lyrics are literally describing your dreams.
You don't understand how smiles and facial expressions work.
You understand the 36 subgenres of prog.
Your gear can't possibly leave the house.
You don't understand how smiles and facial expressions work.
You understand the 36 subgenres of prog.
Your gear can't possibly leave the house.
Shiny fashions and at least one Mellotron
If your favorite dog is a shining, flying purple wolfhound
Sometimes I really miss the 1980s & '90s.
I hear you.
Although I miss 1968-1986 myself.
At least some of the more symphonic metal bands are filling in for me now that prog is pretty much done and over.
Grizzly's rocker's prima facie evidence of a common clue,
Even the model dude's desperately eyeballing the drummer because he's lost count and has absolutely no idea when the current passage will be transitioning. Prog? No question. You can count on it.
You have numerous male fans writhing in orgasmic ecstasy on the first row when you play an E minor-D-C-B sus4-B chord progression on the Mellotron.
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