I live in Canada, so I know what you're talking about. Funny thing is, I don't ever recall actually having a gig cancelled because of bad weather. Done a lot of butt pucker driving in my time.
I don't think you get fined. If kids are watching your content, then you won't be tracked. If you're not tracked, you get demonetized. This is mostly a concern for people who earn a living (or partial living) from YouTube ad revenue.
I guess it would look the same, only I'd be holding a guitar in all those old pictures (what I played before somebody had to take one for the team and be the bass player 30 odd years ago).
I never knew it was called a "hootennany" button either, but I guess it's better than "third nipple" or something. Was this how Fender described it officially?
Also, have we now listed the only two people to ever use a strap on a bass in this way?
Now that you mention it, might be Moon too. Then who's they guy passed out on the table?
Also, guy under the table totally looks like Meatloaf (but he's not dead, and that would be a weird choice).
Guy in profile in the alcove looks to me like a young Jerry Garcia. However, most interesting is the shadowy face peering out from the alcove beside him who, after many minutes of looking, I can only assume must be Kurt Cobain.
I've had all the GAS. I've seriously considered (albeit briefly) buying some truly outlandish instruments in my time. Never anything with more than 4 strings though, that's where I draw the line.
I don't actually know what you're talking about, but I suspect I would just remain polite and profusely apologetic. Sorry (see? There I go again.)
In all honesty, the Raptors have pushed all other sporting events off the map here at the moment.