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12 Things Bassists Hate
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That has no business on a list of things bassists hate!
The graph in the article is drawn incorrectly, and actually illustrates exactly the opposite of what it is intended to. With the X-axis representing time and Y-axis representing something like how good you are, a "steep" learning curve would be illustrated by a steep slope in the left-hand side of the graph, but then the slope should become less steep in the right side of the graph. This would show that you can get pretty good pretty fast, as is the case with bass (more than with guitar), but that it's harder to later get from "pretty good" to "really good" or "great." There's a nice explanation here if anyone is curious:
What is meant by "steep learning curve"?
What is meant by "steep learning curve"?
One thing we bassists LOVE is whining. And complaining. Two things. Whining and complaining. Well, and judging. Three things.
And don't forget feeling put upon by the other musicians. So four things. And having low self-esteem and knowing we are better than all the other musicians. So six things.
Six things. Oh wait, also...
And don't forget feeling put upon by the other musicians. So four things. And having low self-esteem and knowing we are better than all the other musicians. So six things.
Six things. Oh wait, also...
All musicians are thin skinned, not just bass players. I love playing music, but dealing with musicians is the hardest part. You'd think that we'd like many different genres of music, be tolerant of others musical preferences, but nope. Mostly whining about others gear, other genres, music not of our generation, and so on.
I'm going to not make a big deal about it because you didn't really mean any harm or had any agenda about changing my meaning by it, but ordinarily, you should not make corrections in my direct quotes and you should treat my words as if they are written in stone.
I'm a bassist and I hate lists of things bassists hate. I can decide for myself what I hate.
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Wat?? Written while stoned? Couldn't resistI'm going to not make a big deal about it because you didn't really mean any harm or had any agenda about changing my meaning by it, but ordinarily, you should not make corrections in my direct quotes and you should treat my words as if they are written while stoned.
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Regarding the bloody finger thing, if you're playing that hard, you're doing it wrong. There is a "terminal velocity" and any harder than that is completely pointless. Learning restraint in your playing is beneficial in all aspects, including comfort AND sound.
Bass is the easiest instrument to play poorly and the hardest one to play well. IMHO.
Would you believe it gets worse when you play upright? Like, [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]. But you play a set for years.
Eh, I dono about that, drums seem to take a bit of time to get right. Multitasking with all your limbs is a feat few people can master, but maybe that means I'm not as good of a bassist as I think I am.
Point taken, but IMHO this applies to drums even more than to bass. I believe it was Chet Atkins who famously said that you have to a very good drummer to be better than no drummer at all.
Oh man the low self esteem kills me every time... I don't think I'm better than my guitarist though, he's had a lot more experience than I have so... eh
Then again my band is always playing in either 4/4, or 3/4... I took it and started writing in 5/4 hope they like the diversity because I'm mean like that hahahah
Generally, the better the musician, the more they appreciate a good bass player. I know (and play with) some stellar, stellar guitarists, who are terrible bassists, and they know it. The "problem" is that anyone can play a bass (badly); but it's damn hard to play one well. Honestly, I'd rather have the respect of good musicians than be more appreciated by an under-educated public.
And yes I can relate to bass being hard... when I first joined my band, I was focused on learning all the rhythm guitar parts as they were, but hearing it back in the recording it sounds pretty dull and not too interesting... so I focused on playing counter stuff and playing different notes for the sake of jazzing up the sound a bit. So far I think I'm doing a good job with it, but I'm still unsure what I'm doing, I guess it's the benefit of the doubt that makes it work?
I don't think drums are easy to play poorly. I think it takes some practice to even pay drums poorly.
EDIT - I wouldn't argue too strenuously that bass is harder to play WELL than drums. Drums do take a lot if coordination. But when I look at most of the drummers I've played with I have to at least think, "if they can do it ..."
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