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a must see for anyone in a band.

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by southshoreconor, Apr 20, 2010.

  1. southshoreconor


    Oct 30, 2007
    The Road
    Endorsing Artist: Fender Musical Instruments, SIT strings
    a friend of mine just sent me this.

  2. funkybass4ever


    Dec 12, 2007
    that was good and makes me wanna hide in my room
  4. Lurker79


    Jul 3, 2008
    Hayward, CA
    Yeah, well he's not a real promoter unless he has lotion.
  5. babebambi


    Jan 7, 2008
    yeah, so now you know the sound-man is not our enemy, hahaha
  6. Ric5

    Ric5 Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 29, 2008
    I Grow Organic Carrots
    Hey ... I think I have worked with that guy ... but I am pretending I don't know him.
  7. The Owl

    The Owl

    Aug 14, 2005
    Atlanta GA
    LMAO!!! Sooo true and hilarious in a really pathetic way.
  8. southshoreconor


    Oct 30, 2007
    The Road
    Endorsing Artist: Fender Musical Instruments, SIT strings
    the very last line is my favorite... "in a month's time i will ask you to play again and pretend i've never worked with you."
  9. hahaha! I think you would enjoy this even if you aren't in a band! hahahah!
  10. Brilliant
  11. MusserMusic


    Mar 28, 2010
    San Diego, CA
    +1 CLASSIC!!

    That should be followed up with .. "It's a Long Way to the Top if You Wanna Rock n Roll"
  12. I've had almost the same conversation with one of these "promoter" douches.
  13. jp58


    Dec 9, 2009
    sensual pounding... lol
  14. Post Scriptum

    Post Scriptum

    Jul 15, 2009
    nicely done!

    let me share a video that made my day

    it's not that new, but also a must see for everyone
  15. optikhog


    Apr 2, 2007
    St. Peters, MO
    This is fantastic.
  16. I was waiting for the "promoter" to explain the pay-to-play part...that was the only thing missing.
  17. DizzyExiled


    Jan 22, 2010
    Chico, Ca
    what about "I will pay you a flat rate for up to 500 in ticket sales, and a percentage if over that. but no matter what, I will not count at all and guess the attendance is only 400 even though we will be packed and capacity is 1200.
  18. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI

  19. You caught that too... i want to change my band's name!
  20. tdub0199


    Mar 4, 2010
    Atlanta, Ga.
    Typical Promoter..... I can't count how many times I have heard that same conversation....

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