A thread for with which to vent.

[S-Bigbottom]

Do not forget to clean your dryer vent.


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[JMacBass65]

Do not forget to clean your dryer vent.

All kidding aside, this is important.

 

[blastoff99]

Do not forget to clean your dryer vent.


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What will the mousies use to furnish their housies if you take this away?

 

[FilterFunk]

Or every time a car moves. Every. Single. Time.

Not to mention the driver constantly moving the steering wheel back and forth - on a perfectly straight road.

 

[blastoff99]

Not to mention the driver constantly moving the steering wheel back and forth - on a perfectly straight road.

Indeed. Although I owned an old Volvo that had slight alignment issues and steering that wouldn't self-center. I did have to herd it a bit, and after an 840-mile day, muscles on the inside of my armpits were pretty sore for a week.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

All kidding aside, this is important.

I was not kidding, I am giving a safety reminder in a Thread about Vents.
Clean your vents.

 

[MJ5150]

Awww shucks. I was hoping @Radical Edward was back.

-Mike

 

[shadowtippy]

The cops arrive at the suspect's house in 14 cars, all with lights flashing and sirens blaring. Then they sneak up to the door and peek in the window hoping for the element of surprise.

 

[Munjibunga]

When you make a chicken salad or tuna salad or egg salad or any kind of sandwich where the contents are scooped and placed on to the bread, you do not simply place the chicken salad in the center of the bread and put another slice on top. You must spread the chicken salad. It must be evenly distributed so that each bite contains some goodness. Not just the middle. Don't be lazy.

Likewise, when you're making my hamburger at Jack-in-the-Box and I've asked for extra pickles, I would like them distributed evenly across the meat, not stacked in a vertical column, OK?

 

[Munjibunga]

Squealing tires on gravel always gets me.

How about jet contrails in the sky in movies of the Old West?

 

[Munjibunga]

While we're at it, when you guys are taking video of a girl fight to post on YouTube, don't use that stupid vertical format, OK? You miss too much of the action - horizontal format always.

 

[MJ5150]

....don't use that stupid vertical format, OK?

...not stacked in a vertical column, OK?

Vertical and you don't get along, eh?


-Mike

 

[blue4]

New hires, both white collar and blue, who apparently think that since we make beer that frat house behavior is ok. Production in the adult world is serious business, so step back, stop calling me bro, and watch what the @#$! I'm doing here.

That is all.

 

[seang15]

New hires, both white collar and blue, who apparently think that since we make beer that frat house behavior is ok. Production in the adult world is serious business, so step back, stop calling me bro, and watch what the @#$! I'm doing here.
That is all.

Bro, you make beer? Where do I apply?

 

[bholder]

How about jet contrails in the sky in movies of the Old West?

Nah, those are Ghost Riders yer seein', cowboy.

 

[Munjibunga]

Nah, those are Ghost Riders yer seein', cowboy.

Chemtrails, most likely.

 

[bholder]

Chemtrails, most likely.

Someone ventin' somethin' to be sure (in keeping with the thread subject). Farty geese? Really fast farty geese?

 

[blue4]

Bro, you make beer? Where do I apply?

Your use of the word bro has disqualified you.

 

[bholder]

Your use of the word bro has disqualified you.

Unbro, you make beer? My beermaking gear is gathering dust.

 

[FilterFunk]

"It just shipped!"

Too often, that simply means "A shipping label was created," or "The seller has provided a tracking number." Sometimes it doesn't actually get shipped until days later.

Don't give me "It just shipped!" until the package is in the hands of the shipping service!