I’m ready for story time.
LOL. Okay, let's see if words can begin to describe this experience:
This is early 1990s. I'm in New York, the rest of my band is in Boston, they tell me they just hosted a Japanese noise band called CCCC who are touring the US and I should check them out when they get to NYC. I knew nothing about CCCC's music -- and, in hindsight, very little about what "noise bands" really were prior to this. CCCC's NYC gig is at a weird tiny performance art space on the Lower East Side called Gargoyle Mechanique Laboratory, which had a well-deserved (though very under-the-radar) reputation as fine purveyors of weirdness.
So I go. As mentioned, the band is a quartet, fronted by a lovely Japanese woman named Miyuko Hino, who is wearing a traditional kimono, standing in front of a table littered with stompboxes, and holding the metal meat rack from a barbecue grill in one hand, scrapping it with utensils. The grill has several contact mics on it, feeding the stompboxes; the resultant sound, an eerie crunchy/grindy icepick of noise, is HELLACIOUSLY LOUD. Like seriously OSHA-violating we-are-all-gonna-die-from-exposure loud. Painfully caterwaulingly deafeningly loud.
...and the other three guys in the band haven't even started playing yet. Musician #2 has a similar rig to Miyuko's, with the mic'd up meat rack. Musician #3 is playing one of those 1980s Yamaha headless basses with the streamlined body, not quite a Steinberger clone, into a large chain of stompboxes. And Musician #4 just has a crap-ton of electronic gizmos on a table, I could never quite identify what were the signal generators and what were the signal processors.
When the full quartet kicks in it is the loudest most painful fear-inducing cacophony I have ever experienced or could have imagined. Every hair on my body is standing on end, my skin is tightening, jaw clenching, my head feels like it's in a vice, I feel like my vision is starting to be compromised. If you told me blood was pouring out of both ears I would not have been surprised in the least.
I don't know what it was that compelled me to stay. These days I woulda been outta there in two seconds, I have no patience for that kind of self-abuse. But 25 years ago I was younger and dumber and less responsible and
possibly more open to new experiences just for the sake of having them. So I stayed for their whole set. There are maybe 20 other intrepid audience members with me. CCCC is turning the air in the room to pure serrated metal. They produce this full-bandwidth barrage of noise at 130dB SPL for 40 solid minutes.
Here's the part where words probably fail: After enduring this sonic onslaught for 40 solid minutes, something happened in my brain. The music stopped being a barrage. It stopped being painful. It stopped being loud. It became
serene.
I am positive that this had nothing to do with a change in what the musicians were playing. They were still up there scrapping the metal grills and wailing on the bass and twisting knobs vehemently, with just as much intensity and sheer SPL as before. My brain just chose to concede and recontextualize the experience. And so it suddenly felt soothing, embracing, almost
quiet. It was absolutely uncanny.
And at the
exact moment where my brain decided to embrace the noise and interpret it as soothing serene quietude, Mayuko puts down her barbecue grill, lights a candle, removes her kimono, and pours molten wax all over her naked body.
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After ~10 minutes of this the band stops playing, there's a moment of (real) silence, and then Mayuko puts her robe back on, walks up to a microphone and says in very quiet broken English "Thank you. For encore we play five minutes noise."
I left then.