Once played a top 40 gig as a sub.bass players being “chick magnets,” reminds me of this:
i was going on the road with a mid-level rock of the 80s star.
my wife was all worried about the “girls who were gonna be checking me out.”
(uh huh, yeah. lol)
anywho, i say, “remember when we saw joan armatrading? remember the bass player?”
her: “no.”
me: “that’s right.”
At the break, I go to get the complimentary bottle of water at the bar. Lady says "that'll be 3$".
Me: "euh...i played an hour set with the band and we get free food and water".
Her: "never saw you. 3$".
Had to get the lead singer to bring me back my %#&#*# bottle of water.
The gig was horrible, I never played as a sub with them ever again.