I mean, seriously, what other community can generate 180+ jovial comments about hot dogs?! Bass players can talk about ANYTHING.
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Another big question to divide Americans.
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Thanks a lot @Pbassmanca Leaving now for a fifteen mile bike ride and going to be suffering hunger pains because that plate looks delicious!
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In the pocket n' thumpy. So woody, so greasy...
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Them’s fightin’ words!!
Nah, Skyline Chili is THE only Chili for me when we’re talking about going on a hot dogs, or the occasional Four-Way. For any other chili that’s the focal point of the entree, such as in a Frito Chili Pie, Texas-style chili is the top choice. I make a mean 5-pepper Texas Chili that’s awesome for cold weather!
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Not supposed to call other posters names so I will be pedantic in my name calling to avoid the troubles. “You sir are a skuflaw, a scoundrel, a miscreant.”Oh I forgot “ne’er do well.”
It would become a compliment if I included nurf herder, because you’d be Hans Solo. Indeed a complement.
“Prepare to be banned, whoops I mean boarded!”
HAHAH! I am a self-appointed scourge, a gadfly, the faucet that drips in the middle of the night!!
Not supposed to call other posters names so I will be pedantic in my name calling to avoid the troubles. “You sir are a skuflaw, a scoundrel, a miscreant.”
It would become a compliment if I included nurf herder, because you’d be Hans Solo. Indeed a complement.
“Prepare to be banned, whoops I mean boarded!”
Dost thou bite thy thumb at me??
You know the "true hot-dog aficionado" only puts mustard on their hot dogs. If you're not a "true hot-dog aficionado", you are allowed to add other things like pickle relish, onions, and chili on it afterwards.
I'm from Chi = no ketchup. And don't spell it, castup", neither.
My ex was from Texas and she liked it ...
... well, it's just another reason she's my ex.
My ex was from Texas and she liked it ...
... well, it's just another reason she's my ex.
beer brat, fritos, neon relish, peach/pineapple/habinero salsa - yumm, ketchup? HELL NO
Ketchup and mustard together is an awesome combination. You get the whole yin-yang thing going with the sweet and the sour.
Is Joey Chestnut better at eating hot-dogs than Jaco was at playing bass and is it just virtuosity display and showing off taking the soul of hot-dog eating away?
Warning a bad hot dog story follows
A bass player meets and marries a young lady from very rural America. The young lady had never been around hot dogs, sausages yes, but no hotdogs or summer sausage.
As most of us know bass players don't make much money.
The bass player picked a package of wieners and buns after a day of street playing.
Our bass player got home, and went to take a shower. The lovely wife asked how do I cook the Nathan's? The bass player, said cook them like fish.
Our bass player dries off, dresses and finds his spouse sitting in the kitchen, crying.
The spouse in tears, sobbing says, "once you clean them, there is nothing left to cook.
Next bad hot dog story
What kind of hot dog do you service on October 31st?
Hollow weenies of course!
A bass player meets and marries a young lady from very rural America. The young lady had never been around hot dogs, sausages yes, but no hotdogs or summer sausage.
As most of us know bass players don't make much money.
The bass player picked a package of wieners and buns after a day of street playing.
Our bass player got home, and went to take a shower. The lovely wife asked how do I cook the Nathan's? The bass player, said cook them like fish.
Our bass player dries off, dresses and finds his spouse sitting in the kitchen, crying.
The spouse in tears, sobbing says, "once you clean them, there is nothing left to cook.
Next bad hot dog story
What kind of hot dog do you service on October 31st?
Hollow weenies of course!
That's not divisive at all. I couldn't care less if you put ketchup on your hot dog.
However, if you put ketchup on your steak I'll punch you in the soft, fleshy patch where your testicles used to be.
However, if you put ketchup on your steak I'll punch you in the soft, fleshy patch where your testicles used to be.
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Ketchup is good, but know what really rocked my world? Mayonnaise. Don't much like it on other foods, but I did on hotdogs.
Never forget. I hope to someday make it to gravel and visit that old jokester.
RIP @Nobody
Never forget. I hope to someday make it to gravel and visit that old jokester.
Corndogs, as far as I know, are a southern delicacy. I have travled outside the south and discovered many have no idea what a corndog is. it's basically a hotdog covered in cornmeal and fried.
Although in the south putting anything besides mustard on a corndog is taboo, I prefer them with ketchup as well.
Ketchup is the King of Condiments. I loathe you Mustard People.
