answer/question game

[Depth_Charge]

Q: Hey, this "drummer buzzer" pedal you made that jolts the drummer when he mistimes a beat live...does it really work??

A: Somewhere near Idaho I guess...

 

[Atoz]

Q: Anyone know where I left my car keys?

A: That and $3.00 will get you a latte, pal.

 

[Peter Squire]

Q: I have a Wishbass I would like to trade in

A: If it walks like a chicken....

 

[mimaz]

Q: How did you know I was a drummer?


A: Really, it was that small.

 

[bongomania]

Q: Catch and release is great and all, but how can you just throw your baby back in?


A: It was fun until the burning started.

 

[mimaz]

Q: How was that party after the WVU football game?


A: I really didn't mean to touch it.

 

[bassfacekevin]

Q: uh... you're not my girlfriend...

A: I found that 5 is the perfect number.

 

[The BurgerMeister]

how many corncobs can you fit in there?


a million-and-a-half revolutions, at least.

 

[Mark Wilson]

Q: How long will it take before a drummer realizes he's screwing a light bulb into a power outlet?

A: Well, you see it exploded.

 

[Bass_Machine]

Q: Hey man, where's my ice cream sundae?

A: Yeah, that's what she said!

 

[Muusers]

Q: She said you ate my donkey, is that true?

A: My uncles niece his cousin from alabama who had a dog that ate my poodle

 

[The BurgerMeister]

uhhh.... what?


sure, it's a cop-out, but it gets the job done.

 

[AdlerAugen]

Is that a dog eating your music sheets?




A fangirl took my pants.

 

[SOA_bassist]

why is that guy wearing your clothes?

a donkey, and gnome, and an umbrella.

 

[Muusers]

Q: what do you eat on a daily basis?

A: a bunch of deep fried computer cables

 

[mimaz]

Q: What did you have for an appetizer?



A: It was quiet, like a freight train.

 

[The Alexander]

A: It was quiet, like a freight train.

Q: How loud was Bowlus' rig?

A:It looked like a small mammal.

 

[Mark Wilson]

Q: What the hell was that?

A: If you yell at it and poke it three times with a stick, it will attack you.

 

[bongomania]

Q: What do you have to do to get some action in here?


A: The worst part is the burning in the back of your throat.

 

[disenchant]

Q. Should I eat White Castles?


A. But they were buy one, get one free!