answer/question game

[Atoz]

Q: What's that sound your girlfriend makes when she's excited?

A: It feels like my body is crawling with ants!

 

[Skel]

Q: What does it feel like when all your uncles go on a fishing trip together?

A: Because they're so soft!

 

[McHack]

Q: Why are kittens your favorite meal?

A: Steak & Shake!

 

[Depth_Charge]

I hope I understand this game...

Q: What food was at the Primus backstage party?

A: In the living room with the lead pipe.

 

[The BurgerMeister]

A: CHEESE. and pickles.

Q: what is your least favorite colour?

 

[Neb Maro]

Jet pack. You got it switched, so continuing with Depth Charge.

Q: Where was Miss Scarlet molested, and with what?

A: I had too much to drink.

 

[Atoz]

Q: How come you were telling me last night that you wanted to get busy with Bea Arthur?

A: A zebra suit and a ball-peen hammer.

 

[karrot-x]

Q: What's stuffed in my trunk?

A: It was red and I'm sorry.

DANG! too late

 

[Neb Maro]

Continuing with Karrot.


Q: What the hell did you do to my truck?

A: The last time my fart smelled that bad, I had genuine texas chili and was s*****n for a week.
(Remeber, your question is craft to fit my answer. Then you come up with an answer for someone else to place a question to)

 

[bongomania]

Q: Do you ever miss Mom's cooking?

A: That's why the Wet-Nurses' Union went on strike.

 

[Depth_Charge]

Q: Was it true five years we revealed the news that the most famous bass players continued breast feeding into their early twenties?

A: Don't worry it's not me!

 

[vindy500]

can you smell that?


hello

 

[Skel]

Q: What came out of your mouth after your first "Crying Game" experience?

A: I climbed up on the roof.

 

[disenchant]

Q: What did you do when your pants fell down?

A: I found it in my pocket.

 

[jeff_bass28]

Where did you meet your girlfriend?

Because we can't see them.

 

[Depth_Charge]

Are they still behind the Iron Curtain?

I thought they were lines

 

[jeff_bass28]

What happened to the powdered sugar for Grandma's Christmas cookies?


You can't put that there!

 

[Skel]

Q: What did your dad say when you drove his Mustang through the garage wall?

A: Because it tasted like fish.

 

[disenchant]

Q: Why did you wash your cat?

A: I forgot and then I had to leave.

 

[Skel]

Q: Why are you giving that guy a piggyback ride...thing...at the office?

A: I thought I heard footprints.


*This is like chess on acid...great!*