answer/question game

[The BurgerMeister]

do you think this is unhealthy?


it was all clammy and sweaty when i found it.


(i think i got it now....)

 

[bongomania]

Q: Is it true that you've discovered a rare Jogging Mollusk?

A: There are supposed to be two holes there.

 

[Drake Kennedy]

Q: Is it true that you've discovered a rare Jogging Mollusk?

A: There are supposed to be two holes there.

Q: What's up with this stereo bass jack?


A: SHE'S NOT IN THE TRUNK OF MY CAR!

 

[Neb Maro]

Cop who pulled you over: Did I just hear a woman scream?



A: I walked in on my grandparents...I think I'm going to be sick.

 

[Depth_Charge]

Q: Why do you need a sickbag?

A: "(sigh) No, you can't do that with a bass guitar.

 

[The BurgerMeister]

i need to perform a heart transplant... mind if i use this real quick?

the scientific term for it is "doohicky."

 

[Matt Call]

That thing with the paddles... you know when people are all like: "CLEAR!" What is that?

No... that is NOT how you say "bathroom" in Spanish.

 

[bongomania]

Q: Is "Chupame poli" correct?

A: Well, grow a new one.

 

[machine gewehr]

Q: Is "Chupame poli" correct?

A: Well, grow a new one.

Q: Dude I just cut my 2 month old beard.What am I gonna do?

A:No,it wasn't me,it was her!

 

[Akami]

Did you send me this Christmas card?



Try up a little higher.

 

[The BurgerMeister]

how do i play like steve bailey?


it's the only way i could find to beat it.

 

[Neb Maro]

Why are you playing that game naked?


A: I ate so much turkey.

 

[Atoz]

Q: What's an answer that's really hard to assign a question to?

A: Because it's more satisfying than licking toads.

 

[bongomania]

Q: Why are you trying so hard to come up with a question for that answer?

A: You snooze, you lose.

 

[Akami]

Q: Why didn't I get any Christmas pudding?

A: Only after 11:00, then you'll have to leave immediately!

 

[Thor]

When are you expecting the new shipment of Rabbits?

Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

 

[mimaz]

Q: What did the Cleveland Browns fan say after their latest loss?



A: I can't believe I just saw that.

 

[Jeff Martinez]

What's the first thought in your head after walking in on your mom in the shower?




Urinal mint.

 

[Thor]

Dear TeeBee
What is the best way to freshen up the groom before the wedding,
it is 9 AM and he is still passed out in the Lobby
bathroom?
Lost in Gainesville.


Ultimately, it all means nothing.

 

[bongomania]

Q: Which bass should I buy?

A: the side of my nose