answer/question game

[iamoldschool]

Q. What tingles when I hit that low B?

A. Three turtles, Hillary Clinton and a '57 Chevy.

 

[mimaz]

Q: Name 4 reptiles and a classic car.



A: I bought it at an auction.

 

[bongomania]

Q: Where did you get your exotic accent?

A: Ponce D'Leon

 

[mimaz]

Q: Name an explorer old enough to have discovered Hillary Clinton.




A: It turns red every time.

 

[The BurgerMeister]

why did that happen??


the answer lies in that plunger you're waving at me.

 

[mimaz]

Q: How do you suggest we deal with Hillary?



A: I think I like the blue dress better.

 

[bongomania]

OK mimaz, we get it.

 

[mimaz]

Sorry, I was on a roll.

Get us moving in a different direction, will ya' Bongo?

 

[bongomania]

Okey-doke:

Q: How do you suggest we deal with Hillary?

A: I think I like the blue dress better.

Q: Mr. Limbaugh, do you feel sexier in the red dress or the blue one?

A: A dozen large bananas

 

[The BurgerMeister]

let's see.... what did i end up with after playing that last gig?


just plug this here into that there.

 

[machine gewehr]

let's see.... what did i end up with after playing that last gig?


just plug this here into that there.

Q:Wow its so complicated,can you repead what to do?

A:Oh man,I just saw it.

 

[jeff_bass28]

Did you hear? Santa REALLY loves Rudolph!

Because the egg roll was filled with mice.

 

[Thor]

Why did Sly write the line 'Different Strokes
for Different Folks'?

Never mind the Bollocks!

 

[The BurgerMeister]

So, if i take these bollocks of mine and put them in this cookie jar here, will those be some sweet bollocks, or will we have bollock-cookies?


that's not what a can opener is for!!

 

[disenchant]

Can you use this to get in her pants??


I'm bringing sexy back.

 

[Depth_Charge]

Q: It's 3am and we broke up last year, so WHY ARE YOU &%%(*&^))(^ CALLING ME ???

A: No, not you.

 

[bongomania]

Q: Shouldn't I be the one bringing sexy back?

A: There are no wrong answers.

 

[Neb Maro]

Q: Why are children so stoopid nowadays?



A: That fishhook caught me right in the crotch.

 

[jeff_bass28]

Is it true you went fishing and caught something too small to keep?

Albatross.

 

[Depth_Charge]

Q: What did you name your new bird

A: The stork brought me one