At this point, I'm hoping that UPS is fudging the numbers in order to gouge their customer. 
We all got free shipping, right?
But, as a comic in all seriousness, it might be time to fire up the wood working tools and rout some material from under the pick guard.

We all got free shipping, right?
But, as a comic in all seriousness, it might be time to fire up the wood working tools and rout some material from under the pick guard.

