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attack attack!.. revolutionaries or confused hipsters?

attack attack!

  • revolutionaries!

    Votes: 22 8.8%
  • hacks!

    Votes: 141 56.4%
  • who? what? wheres lynryd skynyrd?

    Votes: 30 12.0%
  • carrots!

    Votes: 57 22.8%

  • Total voters
    250
I'd rather play music that normal people enjoy listening to than repulsive-sounding music people pretend to enjoy listening to so they can signal to other people how smart and tasteful they are. "And that makes me an idiot, I suppose", to quote a Stan Rogers song we also covered.

Now, if this was a metal forum, I would word the above in a much meaner way, but I'll be nice.

I hope this is sarcasm, that isn't even slightly enjoyable, it is seriously some of the most awful music I have ever heard.

Maybe we should have let September 1st happen, and not done anything about it. That would have saved my ears this pain.:hiding:


CRAB BATTLE!

About Attack Attack, they are ********, do they think that is SUPAH DUPAH HARDCORE! or something? The keyboardist looks like such an idiot, he plays like 10 measures the whole song, and convulses the rest. Ooh, synchronized running in place!
 
I hope this is sarcasm, that isn't even slightly enjoyable, it is seriously some of the most awful music I have ever heard.

Maybe we should have let September 1st happen, and not done anything about it. That would have saved my ears this pain.:hiding:


CRAB BATTLE!

About Attack Attack, they are ********, do they think that is SUPAH DUPAH HARDCORE! or something? The keyboardist looks like such an idiot, he plays like 10 measures the whole song, and convulses the rest. Ooh, synchronized running in place!

Thank you. I didnt want to just come out and say it, but that band Goatpunch or whatever they're called are AWFUL.
 
I don't see why everybody get's their panties in a bunch about kids making music they like, music with meaning, but having fun with it. Alot of bands in this genre have songs with deep lyrics, and that are technical musically, but as soon as they mess around on stage or add some synth beats they are suddenly worthless. Motley Crue can wear makeup and have long hair and headbang, and sing about smokin' in the boys room, KISS can wear face paint and leather and studs and sing about rockin' and rollin' all night, Dee Snyder can dress like a chick and claim he's not gonna take it anymore, but as soon as Attack Attack headbangs with a wide stance while singing about their beliefs, they're garbage.

Didnt notice that before. That's a joke, right?

Furthermore, I'm not some metal/hardcore elitist. Besides bands like Black Dahlia Murder, Obscura, and Between the Buried and Me, I'm also a big fan of bands like New Found Glory and A Day to Remember, and actual hardcore bands like Bane and Madball. Hell, I can ever tollerate my girlfriend listening to Lady GaGa in the car, so I'm no hater of pop music.

But Attack Attack? I could care less about how they dress, but the music is just hysterical. The squatting is an added bonus. I literally busted out laughing 3 times when I watched the Stick Stickly video. Once when they started squatting, once when they tossed their guitars above their heads together, and the final time when the techno came in and they all started running in place. So many LOLs.
 
But Attack Attack? I could care less about how they dress, but the music is just hysterical. The squatting is an added bonus. I literally busted out laughing 3 times when I watched the Stick Stickly video. Once when they started squatting, once when they tossed their guitars above their heads together, and the final time when the techno came in and they all started running in place. So many LOLs.

But all that sounds like a good thing. Why do you consider it a bad thing?

We are planning to deliberately copy some of your favorite elements of that video for our next one, btw.
I hope this is sarcasm, that isn't even slightly enjoyable, it is seriously some of the most awful music I have ever heard.

It's completely serious and non-ironic. It's commercial rap with some screaming thrown in, that's all. And people really do enjoy it. Also, smaller numbers of Internet people really enjoy preening about how they're morally, intellectually and culturally superior to us and our fans - so we provide something of value to them too.
 
I hope this is sarcasm, that isn't even slightly enjoyable, it is seriously some of the most awful music I have ever heard.

Maybe we should have let September 1st happen, and not done anything about it. That would have saved my ears this pain.:hiding:


CRAB BATTLE!

About Attack Attack, they are ********, do they think that is SUPAH DUPAH HARDCORE! or something? The keyboardist looks like such an idiot, he plays like 10 measures the whole song, and convulses the rest. Ooh, synchronized running in place!

But all that sounds like a good thing. Why do you consider it a bad thing?

We are planning to deliberately copy some of your favorite elements of that video for our next one, btw.


It's completely serious and non-ironic. It's commercial rap with some screaming thrown in, that's all. And people really do enjoy it. Also, smaller numbers of Internet people really enjoy preening about how they're morally, intellectually and culturally superior to us and our fans - so we provide something of value to them too.

at the risk of sounding rude, you both sound like snobs

*edit* ... and not the "smart" sort of snob, I mean the Monty Python sort. *edit*

:D
 
pklima was that link you left, was that song intended as a joke? i mean bands like blink-182 did that quite often. i would leave links but it prolly get yelled at by mods cuz most of em drop the f bomb every 2 seconds.

Which link, the Freddie and the Dreamers one? They weren't really less serious than other rock bands of the early 60s when it came to their songs, they just had a really short vocalist who liked to act goofy on stage. Or do you mean the Goatbomb link? That is completely serious and non-ironic in every way possible.

the defention of good verys frm person to person but attack attack beyond the crab thing and head banging their music just isnt good

Yeah, that's pretty much my assessment of Attack Attack! too. The crab thing is genius, the songs aren't up to the same level.