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Bad Newz Nurshreez
- Thread starter louieeadg
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I dont have my own kid but i was a trainer for a friend. He was built to destroy this kid. One day i guess the roids got to his head and he snapped. ran straight for president bush. Sadly, bush was just too much for him.
I've lost more champion fighters that way.
I've lost more champion fighters that way.
I saw that clip. GW's reflexes were unreal. Still, a good fighter will have the voracity of a wolverine before they can stand. A properly trained infant would have pulled out one of his limbs before he inflicted the Death Bite.I dont have my own kid but i was a trainer for a friend. He was built to destroy this kid. One day i guess the roids got to his head and he snapped. ran straight for president bush. Sadly, bush was just too much for him.
I've lost more champion fighters that way.
Mike
I present:
'Gentleman' Jerry Baber. Don't let the pink collar fool you, this kid's head alone weighs 27 pounds already and is as mean as a rattlesnake...I don't even have to feed him, he hunts for his own food and eats nothing but raw meat as soon as the kill. Kid's a natural if I've ever seen one. And the pink collar messes with other fighters, they don't take him seriously and before they know it, Jerry's gnawing on their appendix while standing over a dead carcass. I really can't take credit for him, he's THAT good...
'Gentleman' Jerry will be fighting in a title bout on New Year's Eve and I'm positive he'll bring another championship to Bad Newz Nurshreez...the Vegas insiders say his opponent(unnamed) will be a 17 to 1 underdog.
'Gentleman' Jerry Baber. Don't let the pink collar fool you, this kid's head alone weighs 27 pounds already and is as mean as a rattlesnake...I don't even have to feed him, he hunts for his own food and eats nothing but raw meat as soon as the kill. Kid's a natural if I've ever seen one. And the pink collar messes with other fighters, they don't take him seriously and before they know it, Jerry's gnawing on their appendix while standing over a dead carcass. I really can't take credit for him, he's THAT good...
'Gentleman' Jerry will be fighting in a title bout on New Year's Eve and I'm positive he'll bring another championship to Bad Newz Nurshreez...the Vegas insiders say his opponent(unnamed) will be a 17 to 1 underdog.
***PRESS RELEASE***
Beef Femur Gym, a subsidiary of Beef Femur Babies announces the contract signing of Ali Syed "The Gas Man" Hussain to a 5 year 360 degree contract. Ali Syed, boasting an unbeaten record of 237-0-5, is best known for his trademark "mustard gas" attack. The attack is widely rumored to have ended the promising careers of at least 15 ranked opponents due to the singed lungs and temporary blindness that always results, but the underground nature of the sport in Pakistan makes confirmation difficult. While no one as of yet has been able to determine the complicated diet required to produce such a cloud of sulphuric acid from a human being, it is believed that his meals are shipped directly from Chernobyl.
Beef Femur Gym is currently seeking sparring partners for Ali.
***PRESS RELEASE***
Beef Femur Gym, a subsidiary of Beef Femur Babies announces the contract signing of Ali Syed "The Gas Man" Hussain to a 5 year 360 degree contract. Ali Syed, boasting an unbeaten record of 237-0-5, is best known for his trademark "mustard gas" attack. The attack is widely rumored to have ended the promising careers of at least 15 ranked opponents due to the singed lungs and temporary blindness that always results, but the underground nature of the sport in Pakistan makes confirmation difficult. While no one as of yet has been able to determine the complicated diet required to produce such a cloud of sulphuric acid from a human being, it is believed that his meals are shipped directly from Chernobyl.
Beef Femur Gym is currently seeking sparring partners for Ali.
VB, this is what I was talking about...
Beef Femur Babies is vile and wretched. A 5 year contract?! That would have the kid fighting when he's 7 or 8...NOT COOL! Toddler fighting is one of the most disgusting activities known to man, short of a guy giving a guy a blumpkin.
He will fight through the 3's and maybe into the 4's but his deal is for 5 years due to the merchandise & speaking fees. That's why I signed him to the 360 deal, Beef Femur gets a piece of every T-shirt, extra strength deodorizer (these should be HUGE), and TV appearance he makes! Besides, his birth certificate is written in Urdu
After he retires from his combat role he wants to remain part of the team, as a nutritionist!
EDIT: You're only against toddler combat because you haven't built your program deep enough! How else can you develop the young ones unless there's a few 5 year olds ridin' herd?
If that's how they do things in Virgina, fine. But don't expect me to condone it, let alone participate in it. I'm a live and let live kind of guy, but toddler fighting is simply disgusting.
Good day sir.
Good day sir.
Are you trying to turn our sport into a freak show?
If mike_v_s was dead, he'd be turning over in his grave right now. And after all the work he did to get us licensed by the gaming commission.
Maybe I'm just getting old - becoming a dinosaur in this biz. But all you young turks are a bit much for a purist like me.
I understand your reluctance, but you must understand that we just try to give the customer what they want. If that means toughening up some sissy pitbulls by letting my kids throw 'em around for 3-5 minute rounds, then that's what I've gotta give 'em. I will admit that the toddlers get on my nerves a bit though, they become so jaded once they buy their first Bentley...
I'm absolutely speechless. Babies fighting dogs? Where's the bearded lady and the 40 clowns falling out of the VW?
It's this kind of willy-nilly, anything goes, let's-have-toddlers-fight kind of attitude that gives Extreme Youth Combat (or whatever your local chapter prefers to call it) a bad name. How are we EVER going to unify the title belts if the records of the fighters are nearly incomparable? Can you here the announcer?
"In this corner, having bested 4 dogs, 3 badgers over 20 lbs and a Shetland pony....."
Embarrasing.
Mike
Oh man, what a great signing. I'd heard this kid was available, but with him wanting to stay close to home, and me having a full stable already, I didn't want to spin my wheels going after him. But man, his brother Lonnie Baber was a complete beast and I hear Jerry's even more athletic at the same age.
I hope you're working on his takedown defense, that was what hurt Lonnie in the only two fights I ever saw him lose. I mean, every fighter in this sport is top heavy, but those Baber boys really have some gigantic melons.
Still a great signing on your part. I've always respected your ability to turn lumps of coal into diamonds, but it's nice to have some blue chippers sometimes isn't it?
