Naturally, no way I could leave it boxed in the shed until I can work on it. We have good news and bad news.
Very GOOD news:
It's newer than I thought it would be. The box in the shed just gave birth to a bouncing baby ELF! New enough to have the model on the back. So it should have the newer speaker. I think maybe the pre emi speakers might not handle the power as well, and if it were that old it might need some gentle volumes due to deterioration of materials. It's an S18
B-C and mislabeled in the ad.
GOOD news:
Butt ugly, but not as butt ugly as expected. The photo and my memory made it ugly automotive gray fur; it's black. Butt ugly is good. It sat for 11 months in the store. Not that fuzzed up either. I probably just need to pick out the 1000 + white cat hairs, which will quickly get replaced with even more short white dog hairs, thanks to Tator Salad and T-bone (Jack Russel and Toy Fox). But the first impression mush be good, so we will pick those out. It caught my eye during my first and only quick walk through in the store. I didn't look closely, just made a mental note. So the photo and my memory are a bit off.
Bad news, just a little: Very little packing, other than the top, swollen up from patching together card board to make it fit, then one layer of bubble pack on top and sides. Not that it needed packing. They could probably have slapped a self sticking shipping baggie right on the fur and shipped it. Only the Fed Ex conveyor belts and truck would get damaged. Also the feet, the corner dealeos have been painted blue. So those need stripped and/or painted and maybe replace. None of this is major. If I don't get a container to go to the Philippines, I might have to cut it in half to fit it in a standard "Balikbayan" box. It will be close. Then some cheap labor can reunite the halves with PL and make the seam hidden.
Other news, there is a square hold in the baffle, I did not see any rear port as it was advertised. Closer look at that later. I need to finish some drywall work now

then telecommute to work for about 8 or 10 hours


So, there might be some lovely birch hiding under the fur coat? Now that would be cool. I'll have the cheap labor strip the carpet and redo it plain wood or another covering.