Band 'Tinder'

[silky smoove]

Any band that makes a point to note that they’re “420 friendly” in their ad. This suggests to me that you’re probably more than a little friendly to it and rehearsals will likely devolve into the rest of you getting high while I question why I’m there.

Swipe left

 

[-Asdfgh-]

We're starting a new band and want someone to join who isn't a looser. Weather or not your good on your instrument is less important than loving Korn.... Poor spelling, grammar. Swipe left.

 

[Michedelic]

We're starting a new band and want someone to join who isn't a looser. Weather or not your good on your instrument is less important than loving Korn.... Poor spelling, grammar. Swipe left.

Yet you misspelled two words, ‘weather’ for whether, and the first ‘your’ should be you’re.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Yet you misspelled two words, ‘weather’ for whether, and the second ‘your’ should be you’re.

Haha.

 

[-Asdfgh-]

Any band that makes a point to note that they’re “420 friendly” in their ad. This suggests to me that you’re probably more than a little friendly to it and rehearsals will likely devolve into the rest of you getting high while I question why I’m there.

Swipe left

42 friendly would be fine. We'd spend hours quoting HHGttG and probably Python too.

 

[silky smoove]

42 friendly would be fine. We'd spend hours quoting HHGttG and probably Python too.

Provided you brought your towel.

 

[Michedelic]

We're starting a new band and want someone to join who isn't a looser. Weather or not your good on your instrument is less important than loving Korn.... Poor spelling, grammar. Swipe left.

Then there’s ‘looser’ for loser; just ask Beck.

 

[Aussie Player]

The band conforms to ISO standards? Like, guitars with actions set to Fender standards and mullets to the requirements of the Mullet Standards Board of Canada?

I love to sit in on a Management Review meeting.....lol

 

[Flamingo21]

"I'm 16 and have played the guitar for almost a year now, so I feel confident. Let's start a band and play weddings." No kidding.

 

[legalbass]

"Our 'rehearsals' are actually 3-4 hour long writing sessions where you will sit there and do NOTHING but you are required to attend even though you can come up with your bass parts in ten minutes flat because our songs are not the least bit complicated but we can never make up our minds on lyrics, melodies or harmonies"

GIRL BYE

(yes, this comes from an actual experience.)

 

[Michedelic]

If I were female, I’d swipe left.
View attachment 4875453

I predict this guy will eventually be "invited" to take up residence in a place run by the county or state.

On the other hand, maybe he’ll be performing in drag.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

If I were female, I’d swipe left.
View attachment 4875453

He has Halloween resolutions so at least he's a man of conviction. Also, what are Halloween resolutions? And have I been slacking off all these years on my resolutions?

 

[sonic 7]

Major record deal pending. North American tour coming up. Need Bass , Drums, and Lead vocalist.

 

[Michedelic]

“Please be under 40 years old “ that one bugs me.

C’mon, that’s just reality and human nature. My teen era band would not have wanted someone like Dean Martin singing in it, although years later that sort of thing became hip. Bill Wyman, who was just 26 or so when he joined the Stones, lied about his age for a long time.

 

[dbsfgyd1]

Band of Dentists is a good band name. Truth in advertising.

"Listening to us will put your teeth on edge!"

 

[dbsfgyd1]

I was in a cover band with a couple accountants...

I have nothing against accountants and can easily imagine some accountants who would use a band as a counterpoint to the detailed, cautious, and analytical nature of their day jobs.

Alas, that was not the approach of the accountants whose band I was in.

I was in a band with four financial planners... we never made any money.....

 

[KevInDaBassment]

The band conforms to ISO standards? Like, guitars with actions set to Fender standards and mullets to the requirements of the Mullet Standards Board of Canada?

It's typically short for "In Search Of", but it sounds like you know that and are just replying in jest. to that, your reply made me laugh too!

 

[RVRSCO]

Established cover band with over inflated egos and a horrible name that’s some ridiculous play on words…Swipe Left.

Photo of a band where they use props or “dress the part.” Swipe Left.

Band photo has a dude wearing a cowboy hat and Oakley sunglasses…Swipe Left.

We all have jobs and families, but…Swipe Left.

 

[ThinCrappyTone2]

I've never used Tinder, so for the purposes of this discussion, swipe left is reject.

Under 20... Swipe left
Under 10 gigs... Swipe left
Country music... Swipe left, and the next band too to be safe
We are very committed and will definitely get a record deal... Swipe left
We have an EP out and need you to learn all the songs by Tuesday... Swipe left
Photo with adults wearing shorts... Swipe left
Photo looks like it was taken after the band had cleared out the garage... Swipe left
Metal... Swipe left
Cool jazz... Swipe left, have a drink, shudder
Band has eleventy horn players... Swipe left
Top 40 covers band... Swipe left
Band obviously run by megalomaniac who would probably actually want to be despot of a small country... Swipe left.

This is hilarious. Though an eleventy horn band sounds fun.

 

[Dirtnap]

I was in a band with four financial planners... we never made any money.....

No one likes to do their day job in their off time.